Ascot Ivory Bag

Ascot Ivory Bag Information

You might associate Ascot with giant hats, and that’s all well and good, but they’re not ideal storage devices – and that’s a fact.

You remember what happened last time you tried to store your purse, keys, phone, favourite MAC lipstick, emergency tampons, hairbrush, rubber jonnies, Glock 27 .40 calibre pistol, Pina Colada flavoured lube, Filofax (both business and social diaries), fake beard and packet of Tic Tacs all underneath your hat – it was f*cking carnage.

Use a bag next time, woman, for goodness sake. You looked like a right numpty on the dance floor last time when you had your house keys and work appointments running down your face.

Please note:

• Dispatch Information

• Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
• Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
• We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
• We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.