- W32cm x H23cm
- A cardboard bag underneath with material on top
- Beige with black detail
- A great alternative to standard paper bags
You might associate Ascot with giant hats, and that’s all well and good, but they’re not ideal storage devices – and that’s a fact.
You remember what happened last time you tried to store your purse, keys, phone, favourite MAC lipstick, emergency tampons, hairbrush, rubber jonnies, Glock 27 .40 calibre pistol, Pina Colada flavoured lube, Filofax (both business and social diaries), fake beard and packet of Tic Tacs all underneath your hat – it was f*cking carnage.
Use a bag next time, woman, for goodness sake. You looked like a right numpty on the dance floor last time when you had your house keys and work appointments running down your face.
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