Don't be dipstick
13 in stock
| LNOF Ref: #33521
Here at Last Night of Freedom, we’re proud to be answering the questions that no one is asking. One of those question is, ‘How do I make my party dips more sexual?’ and our answer is right here in this product. Before this came along, we only had a vague idea about how well a penis would go with Thousand Island Dressing, now we know for sure that it is a match made in heaven.
With handy reservoirs for as many as two dips at the bottom and a shaft that is perfectly shaped to accommodate a healthy portion of carrot batons (or perhaps a cheeky breadstick), we feel we have finally discovered the true function of the male member. The tray comes in a shocking shade of pink so that it can be easily spotted amongst the cocktail sausages.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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