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  • Same penis forever balloon.

    Same Penis Forever Balloon

    Hard to come to terms with

    £5.99

    Sorry, not in stock | LNOF Ref: #40274

    • Want it delivered by Thursday 27th September? Order within and choose Next Working Day Delivery
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    Same Penis Forever Balloon Information

    • X-rated balloon design
    • Don’t show the Mother-in-Law
    • 18” (46cm)
    • Delivered uninflated

    You can’t deny that you’ve all thought it. As happily in love as the Bride-to-Be is, she’s never again going to have the thrill of the chase, the first dates, the being wooed, the excitement of wondering whether he’ll call the next day and, ultimately, that fresh meat. Sorry to be coarse, but you’re thinking it as much as we are. She’s going to have to wave goodbye to her ‘loose’ days, as this is it – the same penis forever. Fu*k!

    This high quality balloon is not for a girlie girl; it’s jet black and it’s rude. Luckily, your best mate is just that kind of lass. Take it around town with you on your hen night out and watch as people gawp at the sheer brazenness of your group. We’re sure her Hubby-to-Be won’t mind…

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £3.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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