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Same penis forever balloon.
  • Same penis forever balloon.

Same Penis Forever Balloon

Hard to come to terms with


Sorry, not in stock | LNOF Ref: #40274

Same Penis Forever Balloon Information

  • X-rated balloon design
  • Don’t show the Mother-in-Law
  • 18” (46cm)
  • Delivered uninflated

You can’t deny that you’ve all thought it. As happily in love as the Bride-to-Be is, she’s never again going to have the thrill of the chase, the first dates, the being wooed, the excitement of wondering whether he’ll call the next day and, ultimately, that fresh meat. Sorry to be coarse, but you’re thinking it as much as we are. She’s going to have to wave goodbye to her ‘loose’ days, as this is it – the same penis forever. Fu*k!

This high quality balloon is not for a girlie girl; it’s jet black and it’s rude. Luckily, your best mate is just that kind of lass. Take it around town with you on your hen night out and watch as people gawp at the sheer brazenness of your group. We’re sure her Hubby-to-Be won’t mind…

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£3.99
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£7.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

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Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH