Saucer Crackers

    Have a crackin' hen do


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    Saucer Crackers Information

    • Tiny crackers
    • 11cm
    • They're cute 'cause they're small
    • Jokes and quiz questions inside

    Why, oh why, should crackers be confined to the festive season? They make a loud noise, we all gasp with faux-surprise, laugh at terrible jokes and then amuse ourselves for 17 seconds with a flimsy padlock, a miniature set of cards or a plastic spinning top – what’s not to love?

    However, delightful as they are, demure and sophisticated ladies such as yourselves need something a little less tacky and a little more quaint and charming. You need itty bitty crackers to accompany your cups of tea, which you drink from fine china with your little fingers pointed.

    These scummy little crackers sit perfectly on your saucer and, not only that, you won’t find a tiny set of useless screwdrivers inside either, but a petit scroll, with a ‘truth’, a joke and a trivia question. So you can drink tea, eat cake and natter - as ladies were intended to do.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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