Unpop Your Cherry
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We all know that you’re waiting until your wedding night to consummate your relationship, so you can unite amidst a haze of perfect wedding day memories, on a bed kissed with rose petals and, of course, be completely sober.
Also, nothing happened on that Magaluf girls holiday in your early 20s with a rep called Tony on the beach at 3am. And you definitely did not do it in that position because you’d had 16 tequila shots and deemed yourself an astonishingly beautiful and exceptionally liberated goddess.
But, just to err on the side of caution and guarantee that you are the virginal and innocent beauty that your new hubby fell in love with, we’ve got a handy little virgin restoration kit, comprising of a tightening cream and mini blood capsule.
With the physical elements of virginity taken care of, all you need to do is make sure it’s followed up with cascade of regret, disappointment and a pineapple Bacardi Breezer, to ensure it’s a truly authentic virginity losing experience.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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