Stiff upper lip
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As young, strong, independent women who speak our minds, we’ll happily admit that no problem in life can’t be solved by adopting a positive mental attitude, turning the other cheek, or buying a sparkly new lipstick. It’s quite simply fact. But the latest collection lippie from Dior, Chanel, Estee Lauder? Pah. We laugh in the face of such mediocre methods of adorning our smackers.
It’s the 21st century, girls – what we need to really complete any look, is a frightfully lifelike, willy shaped lipstick. Available in an assortment of colours - from vibrant, Bond Girl-esque reds, to dusky mauve hues, to pretty, prominent pinks, there really is a shade of willy for everyone. Note: we will not be held responsible for the array of gentlemen you will find throwing themselves at you whilst wearing this product.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
Average Rating from 1 reviews
“These are hilarious, the detail! Bought for my friends birthday, she loved it. The colours are really wearable too. ”