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You may have had a few awards in your time (a certificate your mate printed off Microsoft Word for you and your 10m swimming badge – BREASTSTROKE), but nothing will compare to this one.
Bearing the traditional award ribbon colours of red, white and blue, you can also imagine that you’re un petit Francais – and Parisian Chic is very fashionable these days.
However, this is no ordinary award. This particular beauty has a very subtle penis and testicle embellishment right in the award’s epicentre, so you not only look like you’ve achieved something of grand importance, but you also have the bonus of being able to seea little stiffy out of the corner of your eye all night.
Looks like everyone’s a winner to us.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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