Edinburgh’s Naughtiest

If there’s one thing Edinburgh is famous for, it’s kilty pleasures. The charismatic city is bursting with charm, seduction and a huge amount of cocktails. The men are strong and the drinks are even stronger – and we’ve got a seriously naughty package, from only £188pp, for your eyes only.

Revolution Cocktail Workshop and Nibbles

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Every good hen weekend involves an appearance in Revolution. Set up and down the country, this huge chain of bars is steeped in alcohol and excellence – and the Edinburgh venue is one of the finest. Boasting two busy floors and three huge bars, as well as a location close to the legendary Grassmarket drinking district, this is the boozy cherry to your hen party cake. In the extravagant home of the original cocktail connoisseurs – and with a welcome daiquiri vodcaccino cup (fancy) - you’ll make three different drinks, snack on delicious nibbles and conquer the infamous vodka train. Get ready to rev your engines…

Nude Life Drawing

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This is where it gets naughty (we won’t tell anyone). Get to grips with all things art with a terribly high-brow and classy nude life workshop. Oh, and a naked man… You and your group will attempt to draw the nude model in all of his glory, without giggling, going red or making innuendos. Just kidding, we’re not that cruel. You’ll have one hour – one minute for the stick man and 59 minutes to stare – before the winner is crowned.

Dreamboys Show

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Continuing in the same vein, here’s even more naked men. The Dreamboys are exactly as described – a show featuring oiled-up six packs, firm buttocks and sexy stripteases. Voted the Girls’ Best Night Out and boasting firemen, soldiers and drop-dead gorgeous pilots – you’ll leave with a cheeky twinkle in your eye (and several never-show-the-husband-snaps). Think Magic Mike and times it by 100, and you’ve got the idea… You’ll also get a cocktail, buffet to soak up the alcohol, entry to one of the capital’s best nightclubs and a Dreamboys sash for the Bride-to-Be. This is the sweetest of eye candy.

Lochend Apartments

You have to get your beauty sleep in between the hen party action, and in no less than luxurious, 4-star apartments. These cosy apartments are close to the train station and just a short taxi ride from the lively Old Town nightlife. You’ll have a spacious living area to get ready for your weekend ahead, as well as gorgeous guest rooms, and a feature fireplace… just because.

Get ready for the Edinburgh schmooze and book your unforgetable hen weekend from just £188pp. But if you're still not sold, you can even explore more options on our Edinburgh hen weekends page, if we have whet your appetite.

Last Updated - 28/11/2018