1. Kickflip karma
In true panto style, this cheeky duo whip the crowd into a frenzy, before abruptly ending their performance on an all-time high. Well, there’s nothing more romantic than a blow to the back of the head with a highly polished brogue.
2. Utterly thrilling
Up next, our most cringe worthy twosome (coincidentally, our personal favourite), who treat their guests to a profusion of awkward dance moves - including a clumsy Egyptian dance, a striking delivery of MJ’s classic Thriller, and an uncomfortable (and full length) rendition of the Macarena. Yep, we loved it. All 6.08 minutes of it.
3. Heyyyy, sexy lady
“Hey, you know what would make this situation more romantic – Gangnam Style” - Said no one, ever.
4. Synchronised shimmy
We imagine the conversation to have gone a little bit like, “You know what would really make our wedding?” “A well-choreographed dance routine, darling?” “Why, yes, you read my thoughts exactly.” What felt like an eternity of distinctly synchronised hip twisting, booty shaking cringey chaos ensued.
5. Martial arts madness
So, after the initial “WTF is he wearing?”, we realised that the outfit was, in fact, not the lowest point of this video. Mid-slow dance, a duo of ninjas burst into shot and perform a flimsy martial arts fighting routine resulting in (luckily for the Groom) their defeat. The mind boggles.
6. Lord of the Dance
As far as first dances go, this one is the epitome of romantic. At least, until the groom adorns a bandana, appears to become possessed by a 90’s boy band reject, and invites all of the Groomsmen and Bridesmaids to join the frivolities. There’s even a bit of Riverdance thrown in here, amidst the array of shimmies, jigs and jives – Michael Flatley eat your heart out.