Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
Reserve femininity and sophistication for the wedding day. The hen night will be bright, brash, loud and proud with this unashamedly tacky and disgracefully distasteful Gypsy Wedding theme.
Forget being a beautiful and elegant bride – you want to get yourself a wedding dress with a big fat meringue skirt. This fancy number also includes a wire attachment, so you needn’t worry your pretty little head about it going all floppy – it will stick out offensively all night. This beaut' is really brought to life with the accompaniment of a deep, orange tan, some spidery false eyelashes and a massive wig framing your face. Hair is a status symbol in the gypsy world – the bigger and thicker the better.
Don’t worry about being out-shone by your bridesmaids either, because their dresses are also absolutely hideous. Nothing accentuates a 1980s reminiscent fuchsia pink number like a sequined heart wrapped around the waist and a massive flower in the hair.
If you really want to channel the Gypsy Wedding look, bosh a few Blue WKDs in you, get your dress stuck in a doorway and cry, or kick off with someone in a petrol station for looking at your man.