LNOF's Ultimate Newcastle

You can’t come all the way to our Geordie homeland without a plan. You know the six Ps: “Prior preparation prevents piss-poor performance…” Lucky for you, we’re experts in this game and have the ultimate, two-night package for your stag do, from £259pp.

Revolution Meal

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All roads lead to Revs… they do in our books. Revolution Newcastle is set right on the edge of both the Diamond Strip and Bigg Market – the former will lead you to a street of suave bars and lasses with nee coats, and the other will take you on a whirlwind of Newcastle’s loudest and rowdiest clubs – and is a landmark in the centre. Set in a former bank, with huge marble pillars and high ceilings – this place is famous for food and booze (in that order). We’ll sort you out a two course meal with reserved tables, but it’s up to you if you dip into the world-famous vodka trains.

Florita's Guestlist Entry

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Everything is better at Floritas, including your weekend. This is the Diamond Strip’s tropical venue, here to bring a ray of sunshine (and booze) to your stag do. Miami wild child, Floritas, is split-level – Madame Koo is the secret, den-like brother – and has seen the likes of Gaga, Fergie and Rihanna pass through the door. The drinks are served out of real coconuts, pineapples and watermelons, and there’s a Main Room – featuring a huge sound system and dance floor – as well as Tropicalia, Florita’s tiki-style hideaway.

LNOF Party Bar Crawl... with Sexy Host

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We’re not biased, but we are the best bar crawl hosts in the whole of Newcastle. Scratch that, the Milky Way. When you’re gannin’ oot in The Toon – you need to be in the hands of professionals, who happen to live and breathe the city. You and your group will start the night in one of our favourite bars – with a round of shots for a livener – before exploring the tropical streets of Newcastle… You’ll stop by a minimum of three bars, with the company of our brilliant guides and a sexy bunny girl, and experience the legendary Bigg Market and Geordie Shore Diamond Strip to name but a few.

4x4 Off-Road Driving, Outdoor Karting & Rally Buggies

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This action-packed stag activity is what makes this pack a punch. You’ll power over the north east terrain in ex-MOD Land Rover Defenders, along a route of cambers, inclines, water and rock, and experience the power of the 1000cc buggies between your legs, on a purpose-built rally stage. That’s not to mention the 1.2 kilometre track, which can hold up to 35 drivers, with an epic outdoor karting session. This package really has got it all.

Madame Koo - VIP Drinks and Booth

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Madame Koo is dripping with luxury and girls with nee coats on (like we said). It’s proper luxury, slap-bang on the Diamond Strip, and is underground – even more exciting. The dark, cavernous club is Newcastle’s tribute to the orient, with deep red curtains, exposed brick and cool Asian statues. It’s also Florita’s sophisticated older brother, so you’ll fit right in. We’ve got you table service with a dedicated hostess, guestlist entry, two reserved booths and a bar tab to the value of £300… This is what dreams are made of.

Holiday Inn Express

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There’s no better place for a holiday, than the Holiday Inn. This hotel is right in the centre, just a couple of minutes from the iconic St James’ Park and the Centre for Life. You are, literally, within stumbling distance of the bars in the package, and this place also has a fantastic reputation with its guests. Don’t say we don’t look after you.

Now that we’ve sold you on this, go check out our weekend package starting at just £259pp. But if you're still not sold then head over to our Newcastle Stag Guide.

Last Updated - 26/11/2018