Back of the Net
We know that you’ve always harboured the dream of being a professional footballer. We’ve got the evidence:
1. You join in kick-abouts with the young whippersnappers at family get-togethers in order to show your
sensitive side to the ladies, but then find yourself getting outrageously competitive and tackling little Timmy to the ground.
2. You do keepy-ups at barbecues and pretend you’re just messing about, but have a secret inward sulk and neck another beer
when your mate Steve does more than you – and he doesn’t even work-out.
3. You’ve told the time-old story of many-a-man after a few beers: ‘I don’t want to sound arrogant, but I was pretty handy back in my youth.
I probably could have gone pro to be honest, but I broke my metatarsal. It’s cool, it just wasn’t meant to be I guess.’
However, fear not – the dream isn’t over. Bring to life this nostalgic game of your youth with these Subbuteo costumes and we promise you won’t be left sitting on the bench. As well as the dapper football kits (which we can customise with
your players’ names), the footwear is genius. Stand really still and tilt ever so slightly if you want to appear truly authentic. With two
desirable colours to choose from, you’re guaranteed to score. BOOM.