Fake Bottom

What an arse!!!

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£3.99

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #12571

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Fake Bottom Information

Novelty bottom
Elastic straps
Great price
One size

One way to cause a bit of uproar during the celebrations is to tie on one of these hilarious fake bottoms. You will get the sort of laughs which can only be generated by the second most comical aspect of the male anatomy.

The best way to break out this item is to wait until nobody is expecting it, perhaps during a meal, get up and go to the toilet and simply return walking through the restaurant with this on and see who notices, comedy gold.

Delivery Information

Service	Delivery Timescale	Price
2nd Class	3-5 Working Days	£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class	1-3 Working Days	£3.99
Next Day Delivery	1 Working Day	£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery	Saturday Delivery	£7.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas	Please allow 10 working days	Depends on destination and service.

Dispatch Information

Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).

Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).

We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.

We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.