A horse, a horse.....I'm hung like a horse
3 in stock
| LNOF Ref: #26710
Blimey, old chap, you’re making us feel quite inadequate here.
If you’re wanting to impress a damsel in distress, then there is no better way than to be the knight in shining armour. Or is there? What about a knight in shining armour with a massive, uncontrollable beast of a lance?
This costume comprises of a silver and red tunic, silver hood, black trousers, a belt and a foam penis. You can hide the willy for as long as you want to
before whipping it out to everyone's surprise. To be honest, this costume looks incredible even without the massive feature that lurks beneath the tunic. The impressive manhood is just a bonus.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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