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| LNOF Ref: #4422
Here at LNOF, we like to consider ourselves as more than reasonable cock connoisseurs. And so when we say that we think this hat is the dog’s bollocks (pun most definitely intended) then you know that you can trust us on that.
Not only does this cap sport a rather attractive phallus, measuring in at a sporting 4.3 inches, but it also features a handy little cord that moves the attachment, making your little friend rise up whenever you want. A word of warning though, it becomes like a magnet to friends, family and strangers alike, all clamouring to pull the cord and make little Willy stand to attention.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
Average Rating from 2 reviews
“Survived being worn all day and generated a great deal of amusement - better quality than I expected for the price.”
Don't be a D**khead