Gnome Pun Intended
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We’re going to let you in on a little secret, gents – the bashful gnome isn’t really bashful at all. This trait was an elaborate cover up, concocted by the respected gnome community and the government to protect him, as the ‘bashful’ gnome is, in fact, Earth’s greatest spy.
In the year 1984, he was recruited and sent on his first covert mission. Since then, he’s been looking over each one of us, ensuring all is well in the world. And to thank him for all he has done for us over the years, you can now dress up as him and honour ‘bashful’ in the way he truly deserves. Oh, and he’s also a massive babe magnet, so we can guarantee you’ll be fighting off the attention when you step out in these dazzling red trousers and vivid yellow waistcoat – honest.
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