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Black Hipster Beard

They grow on you...

£3.99

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Black Hipster Beard Information

  • Rich black colour
  • Rich with irony
  • Will make you rich

So there you are, riding along on your penny farthing, your tweed jacket blowing in the breeze, your thick-rimmed spectacles framing your serious eyes, one hand holding a flat white and the other a craft beer - the other reading a Russian novel on baroque literature (you have three hands in this scenario).

You command respect for your carefully created aesthetic, and your general air of despondency is as thick and rich as your plaid shirt. But, shamefully, and despite your efforts, you shall never be acknowledged in the hipster community. And it’s not because you don’t live in a 1970s tower block in Shoreditch that has now been accepted as ironically run-down. It’s because you can’t grow a beard to save your life.

Don’t worry, gents – strap this fat beard to your face for instantly renewed social status.

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Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£3.99
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£7.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Dispatch Information

Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).

Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).

We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.

We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH


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