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Captain John Longfellow

Long dong silver...

£49.99

2 in stock | LNOF Ref: #47146

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Captain John Longfellow Information

  • Jacket
  • Hat
  • Belt
  • Trousers with attached mega willy
  • Boot tips
  • One size fits most
  • Wig, moustache and beard not included

Forget booty, this pirate is packing something else... At first glance this looks like a classic pirate costume complete with a jacket, hat, belt, trousers and boot tips.

But take a peek under this cheeky pirate's jacket and shiver me timbers, it be a massive dong!. This pirate's exceptional appendage, even has glitter on it (would you expect anything less??).

This hilarious costume is one size fits most. This is a total winner when it comes to stag dos because what's funnier than being a pirate with a massive willy? Nothing we tell ya!

Note that the wig, moustache and beard are not included but our Thick Black Moustache would work nicely for the moustache. Yo ho ho !!

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
Standard Shipping3-5 Working Days£3.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
Express Shipping1-3 Working Days£4.99 or FREE on orders over £50
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£13.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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