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We’ve lost count of the times that we’ve had the desire to dress up as a Mexican for the night and it’s taken us bleedin’ ages. First, you have to grow the moustache, so you’ve got at least a month before you leave the house. Then you’ve got to oil it – and that’s probably about 24 hours of application and rinsing – you know the score.
Fortunately for you, we can step in and offer you an efficient solution to your identity woes. Quelle relief. With this handy poncho, you can transform yourself from Average Joe to Mexican Fabulous within a matter of seconds – or however long it takes you to apply a poncho to your trunk.
This delightful number is not only soft to the touch, but comes with a delicate bright yellow tassel trim. Long story short, you wear this – you’re going to get laid. A lot.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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