• retro box of inflatable sideburns with the three hairy pairs displayed - black, brown and ginger

    Instant Sideburns

    Always by your side

    £2.29 £4.99 save 54%

    12 in stock | LNOF Ref: #34070

    • Want it delivered by Saturday 24th March? Order within and choose Saturday Delivery
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    Instant Sideburns Information

    • 3 pairs of instant sideburns
    • 3 different colours
    • These are the colours:
    • Black
    • Brown
    • Ginger
    • That is the end of the colours

    So, you’ve got a hot date and you want to woo an exotic she-woman.

    Conditions are perfect. A sheepskin rug lies in front of the remote-control fire. You’ve lit a few candles – sandalwood and ylang ylang – and Marvin Gaye croons in the background. A beef stroganoff bubbles away in the kitchen, and damn - it smells good. You’ve put on your favourite plaid flares, spritzed yourself with some Lynx Apollo and you’ve applied a rich oil to your chest hair.

    The doorbell rings. One last look in the mirror - you look good, but not quite distinguished enough. Time is of the essence. You remember a pack of instant sideburns in the dresser drawer; three pairs in different colours – black, brown and bright ginger. You remember the old saying ‘extra hair means extra distinguished’ and you apply all six sideburns to your face.

    This is going to be one hell of a night.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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