Always by your side
18 in stock
| LNOF Ref: #34070
So, you’ve got a hot date and you want to woo an exotic she-woman.
Conditions are perfect. A sheepskin rug lies in front of the remote-control fire. You’ve lit a few candles – sandalwood and ylang ylang – and Marvin Gaye croons in the background. A beef stroganoff bubbles away in the kitchen, and damn - it smells good. You’ve put on your favourite plaid flares, spritzed yourself with some Lynx Apollo and you’ve applied a rich oil to your chest hair.
The doorbell rings. One last look in the mirror - you look good, but not quite distinguished enough. Time is of the essence. You remember a pack of instant sideburns in the dresser drawer; three pairs in different colours – black, brown and bright ginger. You remember the old saying ‘extra hair means extra distinguished’ and you apply all six sideburns to your face.
This is going to be one hell of a night.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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