Large Moustache

Large Moustache Information

Hey, we get it – you can’t grow a moustache. It’s one of man’s greatest achievements; the ability to sport long, wiry facial hair from one’s upper lip. It’s the sign of a real man, and chicks dig the Tome Selleck, 80s porn star vibe. We totally get your embarrassment, and we’re here to help.

This large, stuffed felt-esque handlebar moustache will put hairs on your chest. It’ll transform you into a real life, grown-up man, with a handy elastic strap to keep it secured to your face. This tash adds gravitas and wisdom to your face in an instant, but watch out for the fairer sex – it has the magic traits of a Lynx advert. You’ll be fending them off with your moustache come 7pm. You’ve been warned.

Please note:

• Dispatch Information

• Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
• Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
• We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
• We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.