'I Moustache You a Question'
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“I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later….” is the hilarious joke you can tell all night when you’re sporting a moustache
as handsome as this one. The ladies will swoon and the gentlemen will cower at the immense masculine power of your nose broom.
The Super Stache grants the wearer all of the boons of sporting a truly excellent moustache, without any of the inconveniences that
precipitate from it being a permanent feature. The ‘tache can be easily removed for the consumption of a foamy beer and then simply
replaced for kissing the ladies and making them swoon at its tickly glory.
Also available in sizes 20 and 60 inches, the Super Stache is your one way ticket to manly Nirvana.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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