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  • Ten Willy Straws

Pack of Ten Willy Straws

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£1.99 £3.99

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #476

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Our customers rated Pack of Ten Willy Straws as 2 out of 5
Average from 223 Customer Reviews
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Pack of Ten Willy Straws Information

Quick Overview:
  • Pack of 10
  • 20cm long
  • Extremely detailed

If you’re sipping your fluorescent pink, pure-alcohol cocktail through just any old straw on your hen do then you’re doing in wrong, buddy. Everything and anything that can be turned in to a phallus should be turned in to a phallus on a hen party, and that definitely includes a long tubular thing that you put in your mouth and suck on.

These willy straws are excellent quality and unnecessarily detailed. Perfect for supping all of your favourite tipples and getting the night off to a good start, because nothing gets you ready for a big night out like a tiny cock in your mouth. Just try not to make eye contact with your future mother-in-law whilst using it.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

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  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Pack of Ten Willy Straws

Average Rating from 223 reviews

“They all took one home ”


“Exactly as expected”


“Brilliant, hen do essentials, they fitted perfectly in handbags and where whipped out everywhere!”


“Always a good thing to have on a hen do!”


“These certainly got everyone talking and were a source of great amusement. Great price. ”


“These certainly got everyone talking and were a source of great amusement. Great price. ”


“Good”


“Various colours in the pack would have been good ”


“Best thing In The pack”


“Great prop for a hen night”


“Good value ”


“Very effective and sturdy as straws; the girls were sufficiently shocked by the veiny detail!”


“Fun item.”


“All the Hen's friends loved this!”


“Fun & good price ”


“Brilliant”


“Perfect for my hens :)”


“Great ”


“Good old willy straw, cant go wrong!”


“Always a winner”


“loved them”


“Perfect just what I wanted ”


“Very appropriate home hen do product. Pleased with product. ”


“Fab straws”


“good value worth the money”


“Good fun ”


“Great straws, perfect for the Hens!”


“Added to the fun of the night!”


“Very detailed, including veins!”


“Good! Cheaper than the coloured one's and a bit more gross (which is funny) ”


“Perfect, looked exactly as they did online. Looked great on the table :) ”


“These straws went down well with the ladies. Well made & not to big in the mouth!”


“Highlight of our weekend :)”


“Every time we had a drink using our straws we couldn't stop laughing & got a few corny lines from men that saw us sucking our drinks up on them! ”


“Quite difficult to drink through at first but a real laugh for the girls!!”


“Excellent quality & thoroughly distasteful - just what is required of a hen party apparently!”


These straws were amazing. Turned up at the hen and everyone had drinks so I started to put them in people's drinks without them realising, the reactions were priceless x Was such a brilliant night ... And everyone kept asking were I got them and if they could have more :) ”


“These were good as well n made a lot of heads turn that night. Lol ”


“Gotta love a willy straw!”


“Very entertaining and excellent value for money.”


“Good.”


“What can I say, a willy straw is a willy straw, yours were a very good price.”


“Very good price.”


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“These went down a real treat, much to the Mother of the Brides embarrassment the ladies kept them all night.”


Great value & good quality- third of the price from other sites.”


“Very Pleased”


“A good extra and cheap.”


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“Fab.”


These will be great fun got one for each of the girls going on the hen.”


“Excellent product, everyone loved then and were used all weekend!”


“Brill fun, made girls giggle ”


“Fun”


“Great product”


“Looked good, worked well great value”


“Looked good, worked well great value”


“Excellent”


“love loved these hen had fun ”


“The dick on a stick, we thought it was a bit small.”


“As described on the website & they did the job so all good!”


“Fun”


“Funny and fab ”


“Could not stop laughing, hysterical.”


“Cool!!”


“Better priced than a lot I have seen.”


“These are much better quality than similar items on market.”


“A Must on a hen night what more can I say!!!”


“Very detailed straws which were appreciated!”


“Everyone found them very entertaining!”


“Brilliant”


“Added humour and giggles to our evening and made for some interesting photos...bit tricky to actually drink a drink with though!”


“Fantastic hen party extra!!”


Bought for all the hens - if you're caught drinking without your straw then there's a forfeit! Brilliant!”


Perfect for all the Chicks in the Hen Party x x”


“Good straws, a hen must!”


“Everyone loved them even the boys!! I'd definitely get more of these!! ;)”


Loved by all members of the hen party even the Mother of the Bride!!”


“very funny straws”


“Great fun, need some more for the next hen night.”


“Great fun ;)”


“Loved these! Great shape, great quality & everyone thought they were hilarious! Bride-to-be loved them!”


“A must have for a hen do! Brilliant!”


“haha shall have fun on the hen do.”


“Not yet used but looks promising.”


“Great value and very funny.”


“The willy straws were brilliant, they provided us with giggles all through the night!”


“Very happy with these.”


“really good”


“Brilliant”


“Classic all the girls loved them!”


“Always a hoot! and a good ice breaker.”


“Brilliant value for money and quick delivery”


“Just what I wanted.”


“Perfect for the night”


“These fantastic novel drinking straws made the night!!. They broke the ice, gave off a lot of laughs and fun which is what last night of freedom is all about!”


Classic, Ggad I was able to buy them at an offer price. ”


“Brilliant price and so cheap everyone loves a willy straw ;)”


“This was the best purchase, obviously the best fun!!!”


“Great”


“Just what they said on the packet - fab!!”


“Great laugh!!”


“Great Value!! ”


“Fantastically cheap and went down well.”


“prob a bit more raunchy than i thought but good fun”


Great value willy straws, added a bit of fun to the table.”


“Excellent!!! Had such a laugh with these in the pub, everyone wanted to know where they came from.”


“Happy with product.”


Great fun but straws need to be longer for drinking out of bottles.”


“Very good value.”


Great value, a must for all hen do's!!”


“Great quality ”


“Great value for money, good quality”


“Great fun and value for money.”


“Well worth getting for a laugh.”


“very popular”


“Good value for money everyone loved them.”


“VERY detailed! ”


“love them”


“What a difference to a glass of lemonade!! it spiced up the Hen night and got everyone off to a good start.”


“These were fantastic! The hen party loved them!!”


“Everyone loves these!”


“Perfect for a bit of fun.”


“Went down a treat.”


“Good quality and value.”


“Very erotic, girlie fun way to have drink.”


“No hen party is complete without these, I even saw them hanging out of the air vent at one stage of the night. Mainly hanging out of bras though ;)”


“Very detailed!”


Hillarious - such good fun! although the drinking hole was quite small, and the plastic round the edges was quite sharp.”


“So much fun! These provided lots of giggles and lots of cheeky fun”


“Was told these were 'the best willy straws ever'! Very lifelike!”


“Went down well”


These willy straws are amazing, so life like compared to other choices of straws you can get, we all had a lot of fun carrying these for place to place :)”


“Hilarious!”


“great”


“No comments”


“These were fine. My only complaint is that the attention to detail on the design side was a bit too accurate!!”


“They were fine although a warning on the package to wash thoroughly before use would be good as there was a slight chemical taste.”


“Great fun for cocktail party.”


“Great novelty straw for drinks and fun to use.”


“Perfect even if a little yuk! ”


“brilliant very good detail on them”


“Good”


“Lasted all night and more and was great for steeling other peoples drinks.”


“very good”


“good for a laughter”


“As expected.”


“Great for girly giggles!”


“Exactly as ordered.”


“Excellent”


“Straws were exactly what we thought they'd be, well worth the cheap price as a little something extra.”


“quick delivery and the item just what i wanted”


“A must for hen party”


“Bought this for a cocktail party they were great fun and good value the cheapest price I could see them online.”


“Fantastic joke for all the hens.”


“Loved the straws, it gave us a real laugh and we made sure we took them out with us on the Sat night. Good quality at a bargain price.”


“Brilliant”


“Good”


“We all took our straws out with us to bars and clubs. Everyone enjoyed sucking through a willy! Very funny! ”


“Exactly what I expected and hoping that they will bring some amusement to the hen party... ”


“every hen party's compulsory tat!!”


“havent used them yet ”


“Perfect!!! ”


Best price on Internet.”


“good”


“funny worth having for everyone.”


“10/10 fantastic, funny and not too rude for all ages”


“Great!”


“Hilarious if a bit disturbing! ”


“Absolutley peferct exactly what i wanted.”


“These went down very well with the girls on the hen do!”


“These were fun and got a laugh.”


“My favourite purchase...so much fun!”


“A great addition to the party.”


“Fine.”


“Great Fun, Always gets a reaction from other people!”


Love the willy straws just not quite long enough to use with bottles.”


“Nice”


“Pleased with fun factor and quality of the straws.”


“Straws dont bend unfortunately.”


“Great light-hearted fun!! Got some fab pics of the mother's sucking c**k!”


“Great value.”


“Really good item, good quality lasted all night and went home with guests.”


“Great fun and added to the mood of the evening.”


“Really funny.”


“A bit of fun and does exactly what it says!”


“didnt taste too good”


“perfect and enjoyed by all”


“good value for money. Hens love 'em”


“great fun”


“Lasted all weekend, everywhere we went.”


“Great fun for all the chicks!”


“Very good for the price!!”


These willy straws were great and reasonably priced which was good as we had to get 40 of them! A lot cheaper than buying anywhere else.”


“Had such fun with these, also great for dipping into bubbles and blowing!!”


“Fabulous loved these”


“Excellent! 10 pack is great for the price! Great fun!”


“went down well!!”


“The willy straws were hit with all the girls, good price for the quality of them. ”


“What’s a hen do without some fun penis shaped straws to use for the night, everyone loved these!”


“good”


“Awful to look at and use but they provide much hilarity and were great for dares on the night (slipping them into people's drinks without them noticing and waiting for the recognition in their faces...priceless!)”


“Brilliant, everyone had a great time with them.”


“Perfect straw!”


“Brilliant!!! and cheaper than most places! ”


“Will have a laugh with these.”


“Went down really well and caused lots of mischief and laughs, mother of bride and groom especially loved them.”


“Great novelty items.”


“Little bit graphic, but very funny.”


“Of course the willy straws have be used for a hen do, but be warned drinking out of them will get you pissed quicker!! haha... ”


“funny ”


“Very good, created a good laugh.”


“Much amusement all weekend!! Everyone loved them theme!”


“Everyone loved these!!”


“really good value for money, great quality”


“Not easy to actually drink from but good value.”


“just so much fun”


“GREAT FOR THE BANTER”


“The bride couldn't belive that her mum was drinking out of a willy! great fun.”


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