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  • Ten Willy Straws

    Pack of Ten Willy Straws

    Blow me!

    £1.99 £3.99 save 50%

    50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #476

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    Pack of Ten Willy Straws Information

    • Pack of 10
    • 20cm long
    • Extremely detailed

    If you’re sipping your fluorescent pink, pure-alcohol cocktail through just any old straw on your hen do then you’re doing in wrong, buddy. Everything and anything that can be turned in to a phallus should be turned in to a phallus on a hen party, and that definitely includes a long tubular thing that you put in your mouth and suck on.

    These willy straws are excellent quality and unnecessarily detailed. Perfect for supping all of your favourite tipples and getting the night off to a good start, because nothing gets you ready for a big night out like a tiny cock in your mouth. Just try not to make eye contact with your future mother-in-law whilst using it.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

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    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

    Customer Reviews for Pack of Ten Willy Straws

    4.85 star rating

    Average Rating from 224 reviews

    5 star rating

    “Good old fashioned silly fun”

    5 star rating

    “They all took one home ”

    5 star rating

    “Exactly as expected”

    5 star rating

    “Brilliant, hen do essentials, they fitted perfectly in handbags and where whipped out everywhere!”

    5 star rating

    “Always a good thing to have on a hen do!”

    5 star rating

    “These certainly got everyone talking and were a source of great amusement. Great price. ”

    5 star rating

    “These certainly got everyone talking and were a source of great amusement. Great price. ”

    5 star rating

    “Good”

    5 star rating

    “Various colours in the pack would have been good ”

    5 star rating

    “Best thing In The pack”

    5 star rating

    “Great prop for a hen night”


    5 star rating

    “Good value ”


    5 star rating

    “Very effective and sturdy as straws; the girls were sufficiently shocked by the veiny detail!”


    5 star rating

    “Fun item.”


    5 star rating

    “All the Hen's friends loved this!”


    5 star rating

    “Fun & good price ”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect for my hens :)”


    5 star rating

    “Great ”


    5 star rating

    “Good old willy straw, cant go wrong!”


    5 star rating

    “Always a winner”


    5 star rating

    “loved them”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect just what I wanted ”


    5 star rating

    “Very appropriate home hen do product. Pleased with product. ”


    5 star rating

    “Fab straws”


    5 star rating

    “good value worth the money”


    5 star rating

    “Good fun ”


    5 star rating

    “Great straws, perfect for the Hens!”


    5 star rating

    “Added to the fun of the night!”


    5 star rating

    “Very detailed, including veins!”


    4 star rating

    “Good! Cheaper than the coloured one's and a bit more gross (which is funny) ”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect, looked exactly as they did online. Looked great on the table :) ”


    5 star rating

    “These straws went down well with the ladies. Well made & not to big in the mouth!”


    5 star rating

    “Highlight of our weekend :)”


    5 star rating

    “Every time we had a drink using our straws we couldn't stop laughing & got a few corny lines from men that saw us sucking our drinks up on them! ”


    4.5 star rating

    “Quite difficult to drink through at first but a real laugh for the girls!!”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent quality & thoroughly distasteful - just what is required of a hen party apparently!”


    5 star rating

    These straws were amazing. Turned up at the hen and everyone had drinks so I started to put them in people's drinks without them realising, the reactions were priceless x Was such a brilliant night ... And everyone kept asking were I got them and if they could have more :) ”


    5 star rating

    “These were good as well n made a lot of heads turn that night. Lol ”


    5 star rating

    “Gotta love a willy straw!”


    5 star rating

    “Very entertaining and excellent value for money.”


    5 star rating

    “Good.”


    5 star rating

    “What can I say, a willy straw is a willy straw, yours were a very good price.”


    5 star rating

    “Very good price.”


    5 star rating

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    5 star rating

    “These went down a real treat, much to the Mother of the Brides embarrassment the ladies kept them all night.”


    5 star rating

    Great value & good quality- third of the price from other sites.”


    5 star rating

    “Very Pleased”


    5 star rating

    “A good extra and cheap.”


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    5 star rating

    “Fab.”


    5 star rating

    These will be great fun got one for each of the girls going on the hen.”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent product, everyone loved then and were used all weekend!”


    5 star rating

    “Brill fun, made girls giggle ”


    5 star rating

    “Fun”


    5 star rating

    “Great product”


    5 star rating

    “Looked good, worked well great value”


    5 star rating

    “Looked good, worked well great value”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent”


    5 star rating

    “love loved these hen had fun ”


    4 star rating

    “The dick on a stick, we thought it was a bit small.”


    5 star rating

    “As described on the website & they did the job so all good!”


    5 star rating

    “Fun”


    5 star rating

    “Funny and fab ”


    5 star rating

    “Could not stop laughing, hysterical.”


    4 star rating

    “Cool!!”


    4.5 star rating

    “Better priced than a lot I have seen.”


    5 star rating

    “These are much better quality than similar items on market.”


    5 star rating

    “A Must on a hen night what more can I say!!!”


    4.5 star rating

    “Very detailed straws which were appreciated!”


    5 star rating

    “Everyone found them very entertaining!”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant”


    3.5 star rating

    “Added humour and giggles to our evening and made for some interesting photos...bit tricky to actually drink a drink with though!”


    5 star rating

    “Fantastic hen party extra!!”


    5 star rating

    Bought for all the hens - if you're caught drinking without your straw then there's a forfeit! Brilliant!”


    5 star rating

    Perfect for all the Chicks in the Hen Party x x”


    5 star rating

    “Good straws, a hen must!”


    5 star rating

    “Everyone loved them even the boys!! I'd definitely get more of these!! ;)”


    5 star rating

    Loved by all members of the hen party even the Mother of the Bride!!”


    3.5 star rating

    “very funny straws”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun, need some more for the next hen night.”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun ;)”


    5 star rating

    “Loved these! Great shape, great quality & everyone thought they were hilarious! Bride-to-be loved them!”


    5 star rating

    “A must have for a hen do! Brilliant!”


    5 star rating

    “haha shall have fun on the hen do.”


    5 star rating

    “Not yet used but looks promising.”


    5 star rating

    “Great value and very funny.”


    5 star rating

    “The willy straws were brilliant, they provided us with giggles all through the night!”


    4 star rating

    “Very happy with these.”


    5 star rating

    “really good”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant”


    5 star rating

    “Classic all the girls loved them!”


    5 star rating

    “Always a hoot! and a good ice breaker.”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant value for money and quick delivery”


    5 star rating

    “Just what I wanted.”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect for the night”


    5 star rating

    “These fantastic novel drinking straws made the night!!. They broke the ice, gave off a lot of laughs and fun which is what last night of freedom is all about!”


    5 star rating

    Classic, Ggad I was able to buy them at an offer price. ”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant price and so cheap everyone loves a willy straw ;)”


    5 star rating

    “This was the best purchase, obviously the best fun!!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great”


    5 star rating

    “Just what they said on the packet - fab!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great laugh!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great Value!! ”


    5 star rating

    “Fantastically cheap and went down well.”


    4.5 star rating

    “prob a bit more raunchy than i thought but good fun”


    5 star rating

    Great value willy straws, added a bit of fun to the table.”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent!!! Had such a laugh with these in the pub, everyone wanted to know where they came from.”


    5 star rating

    “Happy with product.”


    3.5 star rating

    Great fun but straws need to be longer for drinking out of bottles.”


    5 star rating

    “Very good value.”


    5 star rating

    Great value, a must for all hen do's!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great quality ”


    5 star rating

    “Great value for money, good quality”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun and value for money.”


    5 star rating

    “Well worth getting for a laugh.”


    5 star rating

    “very popular”


    5 star rating

    “Good value for money everyone loved them.”


    5 star rating

    “VERY detailed! ”


    5 star rating

    “love them”


    5 star rating

    “What a difference to a glass of lemonade!! it spiced up the Hen night and got everyone off to a good start.”


    5 star rating

    “These were fantastic! The hen party loved them!!”


    5 star rating

    “Everyone loves these!”


    3.5 star rating

    “Perfect for a bit of fun.”


    5 star rating

    “Went down a treat.”


    5 star rating

    “Good quality and value.”


    5 star rating

    “Very erotic, girlie fun way to have drink.”


    5 star rating

    “No hen party is complete without these, I even saw them hanging out of the air vent at one stage of the night. Mainly hanging out of bras though ;)”


    5 star rating

    “Very detailed!”


    4 star rating

    Hillarious - such good fun! although the drinking hole was quite small, and the plastic round the edges was quite sharp.”


    5 star rating

    “So much fun! These provided lots of giggles and lots of cheeky fun”


    5 star rating

    “Was told these were 'the best willy straws ever'! Very lifelike!”


    4 star rating

    “Went down well”


    5 star rating

    These willy straws are amazing, so life like compared to other choices of straws you can get, we all had a lot of fun carrying these for place to place :)”


    5 star rating

    “Hilarious!”


    5 star rating

    “great”


    4 star rating

    “No comments”


    5 star rating

    “These were fine. My only complaint is that the attention to detail on the design side was a bit too accurate!!”


    3 star rating

    “They were fine although a warning on the package to wash thoroughly before use would be good as there was a slight chemical taste.”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun for cocktail party.”


    5 star rating

    “Great novelty straw for drinks and fun to use.”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect even if a little yuk! ”


    5 star rating

    “brilliant very good detail on them”


    5 star rating

    “Good”


    5 star rating

    “Lasted all night and more and was great for steeling other peoples drinks.”


    5 star rating

    “very good”


    5 star rating

    “good for a laughter”


    5 star rating

    “As expected.”


    5 star rating

    “Great for girly giggles!”


    5 star rating

    “Exactly as ordered.”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent”


    4 star rating

    “Straws were exactly what we thought they'd be, well worth the cheap price as a little something extra.”


    4.5 star rating

    “quick delivery and the item just what i wanted”


    5 star rating

    “A must for hen party”


    5 star rating

    “Bought this for a cocktail party they were great fun and good value the cheapest price I could see them online.”


    5 star rating

    “Fantastic joke for all the hens.”


    5 star rating

    “Loved the straws, it gave us a real laugh and we made sure we took them out with us on the Sat night. Good quality at a bargain price.”


    4 star rating

    “Brilliant”


    4 star rating

    “Good”


    5 star rating

    “We all took our straws out with us to bars and clubs. Everyone enjoyed sucking through a willy! Very funny! ”


    5 star rating

    “Exactly what I expected and hoping that they will bring some amusement to the hen party... ”


    5 star rating

    “every hen party's compulsory tat!!”


    5 star rating

    “havent used them yet ”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect!!! ”


    5 star rating

    Best price on Internet.”


    5 star rating

    “good”


    5 star rating

    “funny worth having for everyone.”


    5 star rating

    “10/10 fantastic, funny and not too rude for all ages”


    5 star rating

    “Great!”


    3.5 star rating

    “Hilarious if a bit disturbing! ”


    5 star rating

    “Absolutley peferct exactly what i wanted.”


    5 star rating

    “These went down very well with the girls on the hen do!”


    5 star rating

    “These were fun and got a laugh.”


    5 star rating

    “My favourite purchase...so much fun!”


    5 star rating

    “A great addition to the party.”


    5 star rating

    “Fine.”


    5 star rating

    “Great Fun, Always gets a reaction from other people!”


    5 star rating

    Love the willy straws just not quite long enough to use with bottles.”


    5 star rating

    “Nice”


    5 star rating

    “Pleased with fun factor and quality of the straws.”


    3 star rating

    “Straws dont bend unfortunately.”


    5 star rating

    “Great light-hearted fun!! Got some fab pics of the mother's sucking c**k!”


    5 star rating

    “Great value.”


    5 star rating

    “Really good item, good quality lasted all night and went home with guests.”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun and added to the mood of the evening.”


    5 star rating

    “Really funny.”


    4.5 star rating

    “A bit of fun and does exactly what it says!”


    4 star rating

    “didnt taste too good”


    5 star rating

    “perfect and enjoyed by all”


    3 star rating

    “good value for money. Hens love 'em”


    5 star rating

    “great fun”


    4.5 star rating

    “Lasted all weekend, everywhere we went.”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun for all the chicks!”


    5 star rating

    “Very good for the price!!”


    5 star rating

    These willy straws were great and reasonably priced which was good as we had to get 40 of them! A lot cheaper than buying anywhere else.”


    5 star rating

    “Had such fun with these, also great for dipping into bubbles and blowing!!”


    5 star rating

    “Fabulous loved these”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent! 10 pack is great for the price! Great fun!”


    5 star rating

    “went down well!!”


    5 star rating

    “The willy straws were hit with all the girls, good price for the quality of them. ”


    4.5 star rating

    “What’s a hen do without some fun penis shaped straws to use for the night, everyone loved these!”


    5 star rating

    “good”


    4 star rating

    “Awful to look at and use but they provide much hilarity and were great for dares on the night (slipping them into people's drinks without them noticing and waiting for the recognition in their faces...priceless!)”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant, everyone had a great time with them.”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect straw!”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant!!! and cheaper than most places! ”


    5 star rating

    “Will have a laugh with these.”


    5 star rating

    “Went down really well and caused lots of mischief and laughs, mother of bride and groom especially loved them.”


    5 star rating

    “Great novelty items.”


    5 star rating

    “Little bit graphic, but very funny.”


    5 star rating

    “Of course the willy straws have be used for a hen do, but be warned drinking out of them will get you pissed quicker!! haha... ”


    5 star rating

    “funny ”


    5 star rating

    “Very good, created a good laugh.”


    5 star rating

    “Much amusement all weekend!! Everyone loved them theme!”


    5 star rating

    “Everyone loved these!!”


    5 star rating

    “really good value for money, great quality”


    3 star rating

    “Not easy to actually drink from but good value.”


    5 star rating

    “just so much fun”


    5 star rating

    “GREAT FOR THE BANTER”


    5 star rating

    “The bride couldn't belive that her mum was drinking out of a willy! great fun.”


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