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If you’re sipping your fluorescent pink, pure-alcohol cocktail through just any old straw on your hen do then you’re doing in wrong, buddy. Everything and anything that can be turned in to a phallus should be turned in to a phallus on a hen party, and that definitely includes a long tubular thing that you put in your mouth and suck on.
These willy straws are excellent quality and unnecessarily detailed. Perfect for supping all of your favourite tipples and getting the night off to a good start, because nothing gets you ready for a big night out like a tiny cock in your mouth. Just try not to make eye contact with your future mother-in-law whilst using it.
4.85 Stars
Average Rating from (228) reviews
Lesley Wright 02/09/2022 17:45:41
"Good value for money, ladies on hen do loved them."
eleni thomasos22/08/2022 14:15:12
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Victoria Black 29/03/2021 15:11:57
"Super funny, good quality and perfect for what I needed it for "
Julie Wilson25/05/2018 13:43:03
"Funny yet practical."
simon smith07/03/2018 07:36:12
"Made everyone laugh."
Mary Fuller06/01/2017 13:24:52
"Good old fashioned silly fun"
Antonio Fernandez Carballo03/12/2016 21:26:13
"They all took one home "
Sonya Finucane05/11/2016 08:05:27
"Brilliant, hen do essentials, they fitted perfectly in handbags and where whipped out everywhere!"
TARA BONNETT05/09/2016 19:34:10
"Always a good thing to have on a hen do!"
clare lappin07/06/2016 21:46:36
"These certainly got everyone talking and were a source of great amusement. Great price. "
clare lappin04/06/2016 13:16:43
Helen Hensman04/05/2016 06:36:04
"Good"
EMILY STROUD21/02/2016 11:07:47
"Various colours in the pack would have been good "
Maria Codega24/10/2015 14:43:12
"Best thing In The pack"
Elaine Yule07/09/2015 18:00:45
"Great prop for a hen night"
Melanie Bryett24/08/2015 07:17:13
"Good value "
Melanie Dickson14/08/2015 19:54:08
"Very effective and sturdy as straws; the girls were sufficiently shocked by the veiny detail!"
Lynda Lake23/07/2015 09:31:56
"Fun item."
Tejal Chauhan01/07/2015 06:53:38
"All the Hen's friends loved this!"
Leanne Griggs 29/06/2015 12:08:27
"Fun & good price "
Joan Parr25/05/2015 01:46:52
"Brilliant"
sarah Wright20/05/2015 17:56:42
"Perfect for my hens :)"
Laura Mcnaughton18/05/2015 18:07:28
"Great "
laura cook16/05/2015 07:31:44
"Good old willy straw, cant go wrong!"
Monique Daniels08/05/2015 10:26:31
"Always a winner"
june charlton07/05/2015 06:42:48
"loved them"
Rosanne Perry-boulton 26/04/2015 15:02:55
"Perfect just what I wanted "
Kim Duerden18/02/2015 21:02:21
"Very appropriate home hen do product. Pleased with product. "
Sarah Morgan26/11/2014 07:42:22
"Fab straws"
shirley bruce30/10/2014 02:26:19
"good value worth the money"
Lauren Singer07/10/2014 15:35:02
"Good fun "
Natalie Campion02/10/2014 06:44:28
"Great straws, perfect for the Hens!"
Michele Thatcher28/04/2014 19:24:41
"Added to the fun of the night!"
Sally Ehlen31/03/2014 14:31:31
"Very detailed, including veins!"
Marie Polson12/11/2013 19:47:36
"Good! Cheaper than the coloured one's and a bit more gross (which is funny) "
Megan Allen27/08/2013 12:41:30
"Perfect, looked exactly as they did online. Looked great on the table :) "
Kelly Miles13/08/2013 08:23:34
"These straws went down well with the ladies. Well made & not to big in the mouth!"
Tiffany Jeffery06/08/2013 07:57:39
"Highlight of our weekend :)"
Tracey Mack01/08/2013 09:20:58
"Every time we had a drink using our straws we couldn't stop laughing & got a few corny lines from men that saw us sucking our drinks up on them! "
Louise Mills29/07/2013 09:49:54
"Quite difficult to drink through at first but a real laugh for the girls!!"
Janet Penny23/06/2013 13:55:08
"Excellent quality & thoroughly distasteful - just what is required of a hen party apparently!"
Danielle Edgerton20/06/2013 07:56:35
"These straws were amazing. Turned up at the hen and everyone had drinks so I started to put them in people's drinks without them realising, the reactions were priceless xWas such a brilliant night ... And everyone kept asking were I got them and if they could have more :) "
Nirupama Vijay17/06/2013 21:59:09
"These were good as well n made a lot of heads turn that night. Lol "
Rebecca Bowen15/06/2013 22:31:59
"Gotta love a willy straw!"
kelle Gornell15/06/2013 09:54:38
"Very entertaining and excellent value for money."
Gemma Foster13/06/2013 06:56:24
"Good."
CATHERINE DREWERY12/06/2013 18:18:13
"What can I say, a willy straw is a willy straw, yours were a very good price."
Sarah Pachent05/06/2013 07:31:36
"Very good price."
JENNIFER JAMIESON04/06/2013 17:21:41
Joanna Dellow04/06/2013 09:02:38
"These went down a real treat, much to the Mother of the Brides embarrassment the ladies kept them all night."
Sonia Mccathie27/05/2013 16:53:55
"Great value & good quality- third of the price from other sites."
Linda Neale26/05/2013 13:04:43
"Very Pleased"
Nichola Green25/05/2013 02:35:32
"A good extra and cheap."
Nicola Gittins24/05/2013 12:05:49
Louise anderson24/05/2013 08:25:11
Paul Read19/05/2013 10:30:53
Jo Mawson16/05/2013 17:21:03
Renata Poole08/05/2013 19:11:44
"Fab."
sarah duflot21/04/2013 15:54:50
"These will be great fun got one for each of the girls going on the hen."
Beth Holland19/04/2013 08:06:37
"Excellent product, everyone loved then and were used all weekend!"
Fiona Evans28/03/2013 08:20:12
"Brill fun, made girls giggle "
Ailie Vincent23/03/2013 00:07:18
"Fun"
natalie eaton18/03/2013 10:54:38
"Great product"
Melanie Lillywhite07/02/2013 11:00:43
"Looked good, worked well great value"
Melanie Lillywhite07/02/2013 10:37:40
caitria davidson05/02/2013 08:08:49
"Excellent"
Claire Bourne27/12/2012 23:03:14
"love loved these hen had fun "
GILLIAN TAYLOR09/10/2012 16:25:15
"The dick on a stick, we thought it was a bit small."
Amanda Budd05/09/2012 10:45:35
"As described on the website & they did the job so all good!"
bethany lee-smith03/09/2012 09:57:24
Colleen Hamilton29/08/2012 20:56:05
"Funny and fab "
Catherine Wingham22/08/2012 11:57:54
"Could not stop laughing, hysterical."
Sharon Bull19/08/2012 22:03:34
"Cool!!"
Lorna Mcconachie16/08/2012 18:35:18
"Better priced than a lot I have seen."
Jennifer Pettigrew31/07/2012 18:26:46
"These are much better quality than similar items on market."
Hannah Spencer30/07/2012 18:17:18
"A Must on a hen night what more can I say!!!"
Sarah Head25/07/2012 08:59:59
"Very detailed straws which were appreciated!"
Charlotte Stacey03/07/2012 10:03:21
"Everyone found them very entertaining!"
Chrissie Lewis02/07/2012 20:17:16
Samantha Harris02/07/2012 19:47:13
"Added humour and giggles to our evening and made for some interesting photos...bit tricky to actually drink a drink with though!"
SARAH CARNEY25/06/2012 22:06:56
"Fantastic hen party extra!!"
Hannah Dow22/06/2012 09:11:50
"Bought for all the hens - if you're caught drinking without your straw then there's a forfeit! Brilliant!"
Kelly Farnaby11/06/2012 09:17:07
"Perfect for all the Chicks in the Hen Party x x"
Denise McFadden09/06/2012 13:22:01
"Good straws, a hen must!"
Roseanne Edwards08/06/2012 00:39:53
"Everyone loved them even the boys!! I'd definitely get more of these!! ;)"
Elisabeth Watts07/06/2012 13:45:48
"Loved by all members of the hen party even the Mother of the Bride!!"
JULIE SATTLER02/06/2012 15:17:22
"very funny straws"
catherine webb29/05/2012 21:15:58
"Great fun, need some more for the next hen night."
Alix Wyatt29/05/2012 09:58:52
"Great fun ;)"
Angela Prankett16/04/2012 18:23:40
"Loved these! Great shape, great quality & everyone thought they were hilarious! Bride-to-be loved them!"
Kirsty Moore27/03/2012 20:02:47
"A must have for a hen do! Brilliant!"
kelly jackson26/03/2012 15:33:07
"haha shall have fun on the hen do."
Lorraine Bailey19/03/2012 11:50:32
"Not yet used but looks promising."
MICHELLE CLEGHORN08/03/2012 21:07:43
"Great value and very funny."
SAMANTHA PUTNAM05/03/2012 12:39:42
"The willy straws were brilliant, they provided us with giggles all through the night!"
Emma Rook27/02/2012 19:54:08
"Very happy with these."
Veena Quinn23/02/2012 10:59:02
"really good"
kirsti weir18/02/2012 17:27:35
beverley head16/02/2012 06:21:51
"Classic all the girls loved them!"
Monique Wong11/02/2012 23:56:06
"Always a hoot! and a good ice breaker."
Sarah Dean03/02/2012 09:46:29
"Brilliant value for money and quick delivery"
Andrea Poore17/01/2012 08:29:10
"Just what I wanted."
Kelly Lynch20/10/2011 09:16:24
"Perfect for the night"
Karen Whittaker11/10/2011 12:44:54
"These fantastic novel drinking straws made the night!!. They broke the ice, gave off a lot of laughs and fun which is what last night of freedom is all about!"
Emma Parish22/09/2011 09:02:49
"Classic, Ggad I was able to buy them at an offer price. "
georgina bowers12/09/2011 09:29:09
"Brilliant price and so cheap everyone loves a willy straw ;)"
jennifer mcdonald08/09/2011 16:27:04
"This was the best purchase, obviously the best fun!!!"
catriona fowler07/09/2011 11:32:58
"Great"
Donna Rosser06/09/2011 22:44:30
"Just what they said on the packet - fab!!"
Lauren Oliver05/09/2011 20:46:58
"Great laugh!!"
Joanne Knipe31/08/2011 13:00:39
"Great Value!! "
averill jewell31/08/2011 12:23:30
"Fantastically cheap and went down well."
Julie Gallacher30/08/2011 11:52:25
"prob a bit more raunchy than i thought but good fun"
Donna Harrington30/08/2011 10:31:09
"Great value willy straws, added a bit of fun to the table."
marlene reilly28/08/2011 13:34:42
"Excellent!!! Had such a laugh with these in the pub, everyone wanted to know where they came from."
Sharon Hood26/08/2011 12:49:20
"Happy with product."
louise mosettig25/08/2011 09:22:21
"Great fun but straws need to be longer for drinking out of bottles."
claire mcdonnell24/08/2011 16:19:27
"Very good value."
katy winning23/08/2011 10:32:44
"Great value, a must for all hen do's!!"
Kiren Mitra23/08/2011 10:04:44
"Great quality "
SHELLEY KING22/08/2011 19:35:29
"Great value for money, good quality"
karen bruce22/08/2011 07:47:00
"Great fun and value for money."
Donna Anderson17/08/2011 11:38:12
"Well worth getting for a laugh."
mandy mcgurk13/08/2011 11:38:45
"very popular"
sharon hogg09/08/2011 12:53:22
"Good value for money everyone loved them."
Sarah Mobbs26/07/2011 18:39:39
"VERY detailed! "
Leanne Tallis19/07/2011 07:34:16
"love them"
Carol Greene15/06/2011 12:30:05
"What a difference to a glass of lemonade!! it spiced up the Hen night and got everyone off to a good start."
Erin Thompson15/06/2011 08:41:02
"These were fantastic! The hen party loved them!!"
Amy Rowe15/06/2011 07:39:42
"Everyone loves these!"
Laura Osborn15/06/2011 01:53:27
"Perfect for a bit of fun."
Amanda Simpson14/06/2011 02:51:53
"Went down a treat."
Sabina Bhandari12/06/2011 21:46:10
"Good quality and value."
Karen Whittaker10/06/2011 11:32:23
"Very erotic, girlie fun way to have drink."
Olivia Mavir03/06/2011 10:00:31
"No hen party is complete without these, I even saw them hanging out of the air vent at one stage of the night. Mainly hanging out of bras though ;)"
Claire Smith01/06/2011 08:54:00
"Very detailed!"
Molly Hanson-Akins31/05/2011 10:57:02
"Hillarious - such good fun! although the drinking hole was quite small, and the plastic round the edges was quite sharp."
Jennifer Winfield29/05/2011 19:13:37
"So much fun! These provided lots of giggles and lots of cheeky fun"
Joanne Barnes17/05/2011 13:35:15
"Was told these were 'the best willy straws ever'! Very lifelike!"
Llinos Harris-McConnell13/05/2011 17:24:37
"Went down well"
Gemma Ritchie11/05/2011 14:46:01
"These willy straws are amazing, so life like compared to other choices of straws you can get, we all had a lot of fun carrying these for place to place :)"
Marie Rich10/05/2011 21:37:23
"Hilarious!"
Lizzie Knowles03/05/2011 11:18:19
"great"
Ferlyn Zhao02/05/2011 05:15:40
"No comments"
Joanna Simons13/04/2011 21:27:59
"These were fine. My only complaint is that the attention to detail on the design side was a bit too accurate!!"
Emily Parsonage12/04/2011 11:50:11
"They were fine although a warning on the package to wash thoroughly before use would be good as there was a slight chemical taste."
Laura Murr12/04/2011 09:34:45
"Great fun for cocktail party."
Kim Hall11/04/2011 09:04:21
"Great novelty straw for drinks and fun to use."
Sarah Weston10/04/2011 22:22:47
"Perfect even if a little yuk! "
Amanda Farrelly10/04/2011 21:49:15
"brilliant very good detail on them"
Carolyn Barnard08/04/2011 08:45:35
Carol McLeod07/04/2011 21:45:50
"Lasted all night and more and was great for steeling other peoples drinks."
LYNETTE GALLIMORE07/04/2011 15:10:26
"very good"
DEBBIE HALL07/04/2011 08:09:26
"good for a laughter"
Katie Toal06/04/2011 23:15:13
"As expected."
Laura Smith30/03/2011 22:18:25
"Great for girly giggles!"
Alanna Jenkins30/03/2011 10:36:20
"Exactly as ordered."
Jodie Crowe30/03/2011 09:07:29
Hayley Kitwood24/03/2011 18:29:55
"Straws were exactly what we thought they'd be, well worth the cheap price as a little something extra."
Pamela Merrifield23/03/2011 17:06:17
"quick delivery and the item just what i wanted"
corinne wallader23/03/2011 10:03:56
"A must for hen party"
julie mctaggart23/03/2011 08:42:40
"Bought this for a cocktail party they were great fun and good value the cheapest price I could see them online."
Angela Byrom02/03/2011 14:52:23
"Fantastic joke for all the hens."
Debbie Smith02/03/2011 08:08:20
"Loved the straws, it gave us a real laugh and we made sure we took them out with us on the Sat night. Good quality at a bargain price."
charlotte foster02/03/2011 08:01:39
Natalie Massaro22/02/2011 22:26:43
Natalie Edwards22/02/2011 16:47:03
"We all took our straws out with us to bars and clubs. Everyone enjoyed sucking through a willy! Very funny! "
Emma Baker16/02/2011 09:45:21
"Exactly what I expected and hoping that they will bring some amusement to the hen party... "
SARAH LONG08/02/2011 22:40:46
"every hen party's compulsory tat!!"
katie brown02/02/2011 08:15:33
"havent used them yet "
Alison Willis01/02/2011 22:14:50
"Perfect!!! "
samantha cole01/02/2011 21:42:49
"Best price on Internet."
Laura Tee28/01/2011 10:51:03
"good"
Linsey Blenkinsop25/01/2011 17:14:04
"funny worth having for everyone."
Carol Henderson18/01/2011 07:49:50
"10/10 fantastic, funny and not too rude for all ages"
Alexandra Harvey22/12/2010 21:50:25
"Great!"
Helen Crockett22/12/2010 09:18:42
"Hilarious if a bit disturbing! "
Jodie Griffiths02/12/2010 19:25:18
"Absolutley peferct exactly what i wanted."
Eleanor Parker30/11/2010 23:01:56
"These went down very well with the girls on the hen do!"
Adrienne Cooper01/11/2010 09:54:59
"These were fun and got a laugh."
Victoria Lodge23/10/2010 10:14:56
"My favourite purchase...so much fun!"
Darleen Green19/10/2010 10:23:13
"A great addition to the party."
Laura Hail17/10/2010 20:55:05
"Fine."
Sharon Mooney15/10/2010 17:43:56
"Great Fun, Always gets a reaction from other people!"
Danielle Earnshaw14/10/2010 23:26:56
"Love the willy straws just not quite long enough to use with bottles."
Patrik Funari14/10/2010 22:57:43
"Nice"
Julie Grove13/10/2010 19:36:07
"Pleased with fun factor and quality of the straws."
Sarah Martin13/10/2010 18:52:14
"Straws dont bend unfortunately."
Deborah Jennings13/10/2010 10:29:58
"Great light-hearted fun!! Got some fab pics of the mother's sucking c**k!"
lucy culverhouse12/10/2010 16:52:47
"Great value."
Louise Fairburn12/10/2010 16:46:30
"Really good item, good quality lasted all night and went home with guests."
Diane Verona12/10/2010 15:45:30
"Great fun and added to the mood of the evening."
Vera Ioannou12/10/2010 15:43:50
"Really funny."
Polly Lyons12/10/2010 14:51:25
"A bit of fun and does exactly what it says!"
sarah payne12/10/2010 14:46:50
"didnt taste too good"
S-J Ryan13/09/2010 11:14:59
"perfect and enjoyed by all"
Jessica Winter07/09/2010 10:10:45
"good value for money. Hens love 'em"
Krina Patel07/09/2010 10:02:45
"great fun"
jane cremen07/09/2010 09:46:09
"Lasted all weekend, everywhere we went."
BEVEREY SNYERS06/09/2010 13:17:39
"Great fun for all the chicks!"
Emma Hindley06/09/2010 09:15:18
"Very good for the price!!"
Louise Barr01/09/2010 10:14:52
"These willy straws were great and reasonably priced which was good as we had to get 40 of them! A lot cheaper than buying anywhere else."
Megan Clements31/08/2010 21:21:45
"Had such fun with these, also great for dipping into bubbles and blowing!!"
Claire Baxter31/08/2010 16:30:36
"Fabulous loved these"
Rebecca Lambert25/08/2010 16:08:51
"Excellent! 10 pack is great for the price! Great fun!"
michelle stacey24/08/2010 18:36:05
"went down well!!"
Lucy Walker24/08/2010 12:57:57
"The willy straws were hit with all the girls, good price for the quality of them. "
Laura Grainger24/08/2010 12:18:06
"What’s a hen do without some fun penis shaped straws to use for the night, everyone loved these!"
Philippa Cousens18/08/2010 18:56:58
Alison Mulrooney18/08/2010 11:15:58
"Awful to look at and use but they provide much hilarity and were great for dares on the night (slipping them into people's drinks without them noticing and waiting for the recognition in their faces...priceless!)"
Tracy White17/08/2010 17:19:15
"Brilliant, everyone had a great time with them."
Melanie Fell17/08/2010 14:34:39
"Perfect straw!"
Danielle Love 17/08/2010 13:40:16
"Brilliant!!! and cheaper than most places! "
Judith Gault17/08/2010 13:35:21
"Will have a laugh with these."
laura Cannon17/08/2010 12:07:01
"Went down really well and caused lots of mischief and laughs, mother of bride and groom especially loved them."
michelle savory13/08/2010 14:43:17
"Great novelty items."
Martine Clark10/08/2010 22:51:09
"Little bit graphic, but very funny."
Zee Bailey10/08/2010 16:46:38
"Of course the willy straws have be used for a hen do, but be warned drinking out of them will get you pissed quicker!! haha... "
H Lunn10/08/2010 12:54:45
"funny "
Katherine Heney10/08/2010 12:18:49
"Very good, created a good laugh."
Sarah Waite10/08/2010 12:08:41
"Much amusement all weekend!! Everyone loved them theme!"
Judith Sinclair06/08/2010 14:09:11
"Everyone loved these!!"
melissa farleigh03/08/2010 13:28:34
"really good value for money, great quality"
Keeley Watts03/08/2010 12:02:24
"Not easy to actually drink from but good value."
jenny upperton24/11/2009 21:43:13
"just so much fun"
linsey wilson18/08/2009 22:11:14
"GREAT FOR THE BANTER"
Katy Galloway11/07/2009 12:33:39
"The bride couldn't belive that her mum was drinking out of a willy! great fun."
Lynne MacRae29/04/2009 21:02:26
"good fun and easy to use"
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