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  • Box of cola flavoured willies

Cola Willies

£2.99

5 in stock | LNOF Ref: #32425

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Our customers rated Cola Willies as 2 out of 5
Average from 1 Customer Reviews
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Cola Willies Information

Quick Overview:
  • Cola flavoured jelly sweets
  • Sugar coated
  • Willy shaped
  • Approx 4cm
  • 150g

Cola bottles, like death and taxes, are one of the certainties of life. They will just always be there – whether it be at the shiny new multiplex cinema or sitting temptingly on the counter of your local post office. Of course, nothing quite beats the glory days of finding them nestled in the pic ‘n’ mix stand at Woolies (RIP). Until now.

Using our cutting edge science, we have managed to produce the next generation of cola flavoured confectionery: The Cola Willy. The new, revolutionary design offers a more engaging user experience than simply biting the top off a bottle, as the phallic shape delivers, not one, but three areas of interaction (you know which) for a completely new way to enjoy confection perfection.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Cola Willies

Average Rating from 1 reviews

“I've been known to indulge in the odd cola bottle in my time - but though the experience was always 'pleasant', it was never even mildly erotic. Until now. I really liked this product a great amount. A terrific addition to this thing we call life. What a time to be alive.”


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