First Aid Willy

No bandage? Try this man appendage!


4 in stock | LNOF Ref: #38404

  • Same Day Dispatch on orders by 4pm
  • Free P&P on orders over £40
  • Largest Range in the UK
  • Next Day Delivery options available
  • No Quibble Returns
  • Price Match Promise

First Aid Willy Information

Quick Overview:
  • Soft, sticky novelty willy
  • Plastic jar with ‘First Aid Willy’ label
  • Approx. 7cm long

It’s safe to say there will be a large amount of different willies involved with your hen weekend. Whether they’re attached to the end of drinking straws or boppers, unmistakable phalluses (phallae?) have become part and parcel of seeing the bride-to-be off into the world of marriage. This particular willy is for emergencies only. We’re not kidding around here - it’s floppy, it’s sticky, it’s veiny and it’s only to be removed from this jar if absolutely necessary.

Although we can confirm that it has absolutely no medicinal properties, if the mood has taken a sour turn because one of the bridesmaids let slip that she snogged the groom-to-be behind the bike shed at school (or something), then this brilliant novelty can be un-jarred, thrown around and generally laughed over until no-one can even remember what they were arguing about.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £9.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

Please note:

  • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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