- Soft, sticky novelty willy
- Plastic jar with ‘First Aid Willy’ label
- Approx. 7cm long
It’s safe to say there will be a large amount of different willies involved with your hen weekend. Whether they’re attached to the end of drinking straws or boppers, unmistakable phalluses (phallae?) have become part and parcel of seeing the bride-to-be off into the world of marriage. This particular willy is for emergencies only. We’re not kidding around here - it’s floppy, it’s sticky, it’s veiny and it’s only to be removed from this jar if absolutely necessary.
Although we can confirm that it has absolutely no medicinal properties, if the mood has taken a sour turn because one of the bridesmaids let slip that she snogged the groom-to-be behind the bike shed at school (or something), then this brilliant novelty can be un-jarred, thrown around and generally laughed over until no-one can even remember what they were arguing about.
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