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First Aid Willy

No bandage? Try this man appendage!

1 review

£3.99£4.49save 11%

20 in stock | LNOF Ref: #38404

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First Aid Willy Information

  • Soft, sticky novelty willy
  • Plastic jar with ‘First Aid Willy’ label
  • Approx. 7cm long

It’s safe to say there will be a large amount of different willies involved with your hen weekend. Whether they’re attached to the end of drinking straws or boppers, unmistakable phalluses (phallae?) have become part and parcel of seeing the bride-to-be off into the world of marriage. This particular willy is for emergencies only. We’re not kidding around here - it’s floppy, it’s sticky, it’s veiny and it’s only to be removed from this jar if absolutely necessary.

Although we can confirm that it has absolutely no medicinal properties, if the mood has taken a sour turn because one of the bridesmaids let slip that she snogged the groom-to-be behind the bike shed at school (or something), then this brilliant novelty can be un-jarred, thrown around and generally laughed over until no-one can even remember what they were arguing about.

1 review
  • Very good

    Rebecca Rose Cummings25/04/2023

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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