- Sold individually
- Assorted colours
- Scarily lifelike vein detailing
- Flatters any set of smackers
As young, strong, independent women who speak our minds, we’ll happily admit that no problem in life can’t be solved by adopting a positive mental attitude, turning the other cheek, or buying a sparkly new lipstick. It’s quite simply fact. But the latest collection lippie from Dior, Chanel, Estee Lauder? Pah. We laugh in the face of such mediocre methods of adorning our smackers.
It’s the 21st century, girls – what we need to really complete any look, is a frightfully lifelike, willy shaped lipstick. Available in an assortment of colours - from vibrant, Bond Girl-esque reds, to dusky mauve hues, to pretty, prominent pinks, there really is a shade of willy for everyone. Note: we will not be held responsible for the array of gentlemen you will find throwing themselves at you whilst wearing this product.
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- Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
- Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
- We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
“These are hilarious, the detail! Bought for my friends birthday, she loved it. The colours are really wearable too. ”