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Baywatch Theme

stag wearing fat Pamela Anderson costume with four Baywatch lifeguards man in a Baywatch lifeguard costume Baywatch lifeguards slow-motion running man dressed as a fat female Baywatch lifeguard back-shot of five Baywatch lifeguards
  • stag wearing fat Pamela Anderson costume with four Baywatch lifeguards
  • man in a Baywatch lifeguard costume
  • Baywatch lifeguards slow-motion running
  • man dressed as a fat female Baywatch lifeguard
  • back-shot of five Baywatch lifeguards

Hassle Hoff

You’re a tanned, toned, hunk of a manand you save lives. You see a woman in distress – you jump into the troubled waters and effortlessly pull her out with one defined bicep curl (the other hand is busy carrying an inflatable red float - and seducing another woman).

That’s because you’re Mitch Buchannon, AKA David Hasslehoff in his Baywatch prime (try to forget about that drunk burger video). He has a wild, unmanicured and enviable chest-rug of hair and appears in Baywatch episodes with some of our favourite titles of all time: Face of Fear, Wet ‘n’ Wild, Air Buchannon and (the best by far) Beachblast.

This stag night theme has it covered in getting you the right sort of attention. It’s a little bit cheeky, yet self-deprecating, without dropping to the level of dressing up as a penis. You also get to slow-motion run to in your short-shorts. Our favourite accessory in this theme is the bum bag (or fanny pack as the Americans call it). An ideal item for storing your mobile, your wallet, and your keys - and for collecting ladies’ phone numbers. And for the ultimate stag humiliation - you've got to dress him up as a fat Pamela Anderson.

For a bonus Mitch Buchannon line: “Gail and I spent our honeymoon in Hawaii. Every time I see a volcano erupt, I think of her.” Amazing.


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