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Willy and Bum Shorts

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  • Front View Of Blue Willy And Bum Shorts
£5.49 £5.99

62 in stock | LNOF Ref: #149

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Our customers rated Willy and Bum Shorts as 2 out of 5

Average customer rating from 106 reviews

Willy and Bum Shorts Information

Quick Overview:
  • Large blue and white shorts
  • Zip up fly
  • Fake willy
  • Fake bum

As inapropriate clothing goes these are pretty much the market leader. As if fake buttocks on a pair of shorts wasn't enough we've quite simply over stepped the mark with these bum and willy shorts

These large blue pants have a very realistic fake bum on the back and on the front a real zip up fly inside which is, well, it's obvious really isn't it. Maybe not ideal for the more subdubed stag do but if you thoroughly want to make a spectacle of yourself you can't get much better than these blue willy and bum stag shorts.

Delivery Information

Service Delivery Timescale Price
2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £6.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday Delivery Before 1pm on Saturday £12.99. This will require a signature.
Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.
Please note:
  • Orders placed before 3pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • Orders placed after 3pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
  • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

Customer Reviews for Willy and Bum Shorts

Average Rating from 106 reviews

“Makes a good night very good service”


“shorts are massive and doesn't look as good as the picture does unfortunately.”


“Absolutely brilliant.”


“Very good value for money. Was enjoyed by all.”


“There funny looking and will look good on the stag good quality.”


They were great and made everyone laugh but are put together a bit badly. They are well worth buying though, get them, such a laugh!”


“Really good quality product, excellent price and went down very well over the weekend.”


“had a really great time with these bum shorts!”


This is going to get me arrested!! But what fun I will have first......”


“Some friends and I are doing a 'Full Monty' dance at a forthcoming wedding. I ordered boxer shorts which reveal certain items back and front to the finale of the dance. Having bought one pair to check them out, I'm about to go on for another 4 pairs for the guys.”


“These shorts are 1st class.”


“Survived being worn all day and generated a great deal of amusement - better quality than I expected for the price.”


“Good fun, the Ladies loved it!”


“Brillant, it was a mixed party for my wife's 50th. Some of the wife's thought it was real. I've an address book of phone numbers now (only Joking).”


Absolutely fantastic! The stag loved having to wear these and pop his fake wang out in photos! And everyone loved it too! Great times! Great purchase, every stag needs to wear this!”


“Brilliant piece of stag kit. Excellent value for money and gives a good laugh.”


“fantastic!!!!! lovely cock shorts!!!!”


“Very funny forfeit, made heads turn.”


“Just what I ordered and created a good laugh to get the night/day started.”


“Very comical item. Had plenty of people in fit of laughter.”


“Good, stag refused to wear them though!”


“what a laugh with these shorts, really are a good buy.”


“Highlight of the stag do! We made the Stag wear these under a wedding dress during a night out. This is a must have.”


“Great item, had a loads of laughter on the Stag night.”


“Excellent they went down a treat at the stag do.”


“the zip broke as soon as I opened it, though shouldn’t be a problem and I expect extreme laughs when I make the groom were it.”


“The shorts went down a treat and turned a few heads”


“very pleased”


Had a great laugh with these! At first we played spoof to wear them but after a while everybody wanted to wear them!! Top item.”


If I could give these a score of more than 10 then I would, they were fab!!! Totally revolting but highly amusing, loved them!!!”


“zip burst in 30secs, parts fell off in couple hours and seems burst too easy”


“Funny, but the set I ordered had a large stain on the "section" at the front.”


“These shorts saved the stag a lot of embarrasment, they were the perfect accompaniment to his floral dress and pearl necklace. They really made the night and turned alot of heads! ”


“had a great laugh wearing them, good quality and looks realistic, just the willy needed to be pinned up as not sewn in properly.”


Excellent product had all the girls excited and lasted 9 hours before any damage was done (willy went missing never found again !!)”


Had a great laugh over this, cracked everyone up so much.”


“looked as if it had been used willy was dirty and no pubes”


“Awful, but then hilarious. Caused both laughs and scandal!”


“Magic, bags of laughs.”


This got the biggest laugh from the stag do when the stag was made to wear it. It also attracted a lot of female attention! ”


“Hilarious!”


“Excellent.”


“Mint, everyone had a go, don’t think the lady at the services liked it though.”


“Very funny but really fragile, still bloody funny.”


“haha so funny to see someone wearing these!!”


These shorts stole the show. Everyone wanted a picture with the stag and the women loved them. Even with a lot of tugging and attention the fake willy stayed put. Made the night so much more enjoyable!”


These willy and bum shorts were very funny, had the desired effect of making people look twice and then laughing”


“only just opened - zip doesnt work property and now too late to exchange as needed on friday.”


“Gave us a couple of laughs but the pecker didn't stay up too long!Fell apart within minutes”


“Excellent - very good fun!”


“Very good product, great laugh for everyone when the stag had to wear them all weekend!!”


“Great product.”


“Worth every penny.”


“Funny, everyone loved them, especially the women.”


“A great novelty item to wear in public, Guaranteed to get laughs!”


“Product was as described. Previous feedback was helpful.”


“Good quality for price.”


“Amazing comedy value. Material ripped easily when playing volleyball but that just added to the comedy.”


“This is ace! And works a treat!!!!”


“Very good, woman looked them and wanted pictures holding the willy!”


“Brilliant for getting the girls coming up and having a feel well worth the money.”


“Brilliant item.... Had lots of comments and laughs.... Can’t wait to get them to Prague!”


“brillant! ”


“This product went down very well - had a great laugh and everyone that saw it took it in good jest!”


“Quite funny but could do without the zip as the stag kept trying to put the penis away.”


“A little bit flimsy, but good price and well received by all!”


“Absolutely brilliant! Good quality, can’t wait to take them to Prague!”


“Perfect for any hen or stag who's up for a laugh. ”


“Bought the product for my mates stag do and I did the job!! Is a fantastic product for the stag and most people appreciated the joke when out on the town!”


“Rather funny and can be used time and time again. Pubes are a bit flimsy though!”


“Very, very good. ”


“Lost count of the amount of women who wanted a picture with the groom wearing these, superb, great value.”


“Fantastic bought these for gay pride in Gran Canaria, and when I showed them to my mum, mother in law and missus they thought they were great and will go down a storm can't wait to see people’s reaction.”


“Good laugh and good product for prop penis.”


“Hilarious but stained the stags hands blue..”


“Great fun! the cock didn’t last long though with everyone tugging on it.”


“Brilliant quality - stag weekend in Prague soon so should get a lot of laughs.”


“Revoltingly tasteless, loved them !”


“Bloody marvellous, went down brilliantly at my works Xmas do, especially with the lady members of staff. At this price, can't be faulted, better quality than I expected.”


“What a laugh we had when these arrived, they look so real haha!! they are for my boyfriend and his mates for a stag do they'll have a ball im sure ;) xx”


“Brilliant great laugh for the stag do!”


“my god! we got thrown out of the church!!.fantastic”


“Someone thought the willy hung too much to the side, but think he was just jealous...”


“Laugh out loud funny, the blow up sheep also goes well with this. A must buy for any stag do!”


“This item certainly got peoples attention :-)”


“really really entertaining. made a lot of people laugh and would highly recommend to any best men to spring on the stag”


“stag wore this to the bars at night got a few funny looks was great!!”


“Superb Product”


“Kept the whole of eastbourne entertained for the night! Stag loved them and couldnt stop playing with it!!! Could do with more hair to look more realistic.”


“This was the biggest hit of the night - who would have thought that a guy with a fake todger out would get so much attention from so many women”


“Excellent product, will produce the required moments of shear embarassment. ”


“Great laugh - the groom had a load of fun with this and a lot of shocked people. ”


“They were great, maybe stick a bit more hair on them but otherwise they had everybody laughing & we will be remembered.”


“The best fiver I ever spent. Hilarious for the whole weekend!!!!”


“Great fun item, exactly as described.”


“b great if they came in sizes”


“Hilarious, went down a treat with the stag and the lads, and the all girls being flashed!”


“Ha Ha what can i say the look on the un suspecting ladies face's when the little man drop's out... Great fun..”


“Absolutely fantastic, can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Made our stag very popular indeed!”


“went down very well ;-)”


“These shorts were brilliant, they made the last night of our stag trip to Krakow and they really were reaslistic and everyone of our crew were laughing and enjoyed the craic”


“excellent gag, the penis could have been a bit stronger in terms of attachment, but apart from that, excellent”


“great fun with this, stag really enjoyed himself and he could literally get away with anything!!!!! would definatly recommend”


“Got a huge laugh from most of the boys, those who had them on didn't laugh so much.”


“a bit bigger than i'm used to, but served a purpose.”


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