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Willy and Bum Shorts


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  • Large blue and white shorts
  • Zip up fly
  • Fake willy
  • Fake bum

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Willy and Bum Shorts Information:

Pulling the zip and unveiling the willy
When in doubt, get it out

As inapropriate clothing goes these are pretty much the market leader. As if fake buttocks on a pair of shorts wasn't enough we've quite simply over stepped the mark with these bum and willy shorts

These large blue pants have a very realistic fake bum on the back and on the front a real zip up fly inside which is, well, it's obvious really isn't it. Maybe not ideal for the more subdubed stag do but if you thoroughly want to make a spectacle of yourself you can't get much better than these blue willy and bum stag shorts.

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Customer Reviews for Willy and Bum Shorts


Average Rating from 106 reviews

Rating Breakdown:

05 Apr 2014

“Makes a good night very good service”

09 Jun 2013

“Absolutely brilliant.”

23 Apr 2013

“There funny looking and will look good on the stag good quality.”

26 Mar 2013

“Really good quality product, excellent price and went down very well over the weekend.”

01 Feb 2013

“had a really great time with these bum shorts!”

02 Nov 2012

This is going to get me arrested!! But what fun I will have first......”

25 Oct 2012

“Some friends and I are doing a 'Full Monty' dance at a forthcoming wedding. I ordered boxer shorts which reveal certain items back and front to the finale of the dance. Having bought one pair to check them out, I'm about to go on for another 4 pairs for the guys.”

21 Aug 2012

“These shorts are 1st class.”

07 Feb 2012

“Survived being worn all day and generated a great deal of amusement - better quality than I expected for the price.”

03 Aug 2011

“Brillant, it was a mixed party for my wife's 50th. Some of the wife's thought it was real. I've an address book of phone numbers now (only Joking).”

20 Jul 2011

Absolutely fantastic! The stag loved having to wear these and pop his fake wang out in photos! And everyone loved it too! Great times! Great purchase, every stag needs to wear this!”

20 Jun 2011

“fantastic!!!!! lovely cock shorts!!!!”

14 Jun 2011

“Very funny forfeit, made heads turn.”

26 May 2011

“Just what I ordered and created a good laugh to get the night/day started.”

06 Apr 2011

“what a laugh with these shorts, really are a good buy.”

06 Apr 2011

“Highlight of the stag do! We made the Stag wear these under a wedding dress during a night out. This is a must have.”

01 Apr 2011

“Great item, had a loads of laughter on the Stag night.”

30 Mar 2011

“Excellent they went down a treat at the stag do.”

23 Mar 2011

“very pleased”

10 Mar 2011

Had a great laugh with these! At first we played spoof to wear them but after a while everybody wanted to wear them!! Top item.”

02 Mar 2011

If I could give these a score of more than 10 then I would, they were fab!!! Totally revolting but highly amusing, loved them!!!”

09 Feb 2011

“These shorts saved the stag a lot of embarrasment, they were the perfect accompaniment to his floral dress and pearl necklace. They really made the night and turned alot of heads! ”

25 Jan 2011

“had a great laugh wearing them, good quality and looks realistic, just the willy needed to be pinned up as not sewn in properly.”

10 Nov 2010

Excellent product had all the girls excited and lasted 9 hours before any damage was done (willy went missing never found again !!)”

13 Oct 2010

Had a great laugh over this, cracked everyone up so much.”

12 Oct 2010

“Awful, but then hilarious. Caused both laughs and scandal!”

07 Sep 2010

“Magic, bags of laughs.”

31 Aug 2010


25 Aug 2010

“Mint, everyone had a go, don’t think the lady at the services liked it though.”

17 Aug 2010

“haha so funny to see someone wearing these!!”

17 Aug 2010

These shorts stole the show. Everyone wanted a picture with the stag and the women loved them. Even with a lot of tugging and attention the fake willy stayed put. Made the night so much more enjoyable!”

13 Jul 2010

“Excellent - very good fun!”

07 Jul 2010

“Very good product, great laugh for everyone when the stag had to wear them all weekend!!”

29 Jun 2010

“Great product.”

23 Jun 2010

“Worth every penny.”

16 Jun 2010

“A great novelty item to wear in public, Guaranteed to get laughs!”

03 Jun 2010

“Good quality for price.”

01 Jun 2010

“Amazing comedy value. Material ripped easily when playing volleyball but that just added to the comedy.”

25 May 2010

“This is ace! And works a treat!!!!”

20 May 2010

“Very good, woman looked them and wanted pictures holding the willy!”

19 May 2010

“Brilliant for getting the girls coming up and having a feel well worth the money.”

19 May 2010

“Brilliant item.... Had lots of comments and laughs.... Can’t wait to get them to Prague!”

10 May 2010

“brillant! ”

20 Apr 2010

“This product went down very well - had a great laugh and everyone that saw it took it in good jest!”

30 Mar 2010

“Absolutely brilliant! Good quality, can’t wait to take them to Prague!”

30 Mar 2010

“Perfect for any hen or stag who's up for a laugh. ”

30 Mar 2010

“Bought the product for my mates stag do and I did the job!! Is a fantastic product for the stag and most people appreciated the joke when out on the town!”

18 Mar 2010

“Lost count of the amount of women who wanted a picture with the groom wearing these, superb, great value.”

17 Mar 2010

“Fantastic bought these for gay pride in Gran Canaria, and when I showed them to my mum, mother in law and missus they thought they were great and will go down a storm can't wait to see people’s reaction.”

17 Mar 2010

“Good laugh and good product for prop penis.”

10 Mar 2010

“Great fun! the cock didn’t last long though with everyone tugging on it.”

02 Mar 2010

“Brilliant quality - stag weekend in Prague soon so should get a lot of laughs.”

02 Feb 2010

“Revoltingly tasteless, loved them !”

29 Dec 2009

“Bloody marvellous, went down brilliantly at my works Xmas do, especially with the lady members of staff. At this price, can't be faulted, better quality than I expected.”

21 Dec 2009

“What a laugh we had when these arrived, they look so real haha!! they are for my boyfriend and his mates for a stag do they'll have a ball im sure ;) xx”

03 Nov 2009

“Brilliant great laugh for the stag do!”

28 Oct 2009

“my god! we got thrown out of the church!!.fantastic”

30 Sep 2009

“Someone thought the willy hung too much to the side, but think he was just jealous...”

29 Sep 2009

“Laugh out loud funny, the blow up sheep also goes well with this. A must buy for any stag do!”

29 Sep 2009

“This item certainly got peoples attention :-)”

01 Sep 2009

“really really entertaining. made a lot of people laugh and would highly recommend to any best men to spring on the stag”

18 Aug 2009

“Superb Product”

11 Aug 2009

“Kept the whole of eastbourne entertained for the night! Stag loved them and couldnt stop playing with it!!! Could do with more hair to look more realistic.”

11 Aug 2009

“This was the biggest hit of the night - who would have thought that a guy with a fake todger out would get so much attention from so many women”

13 Jul 2009

“Great laugh - the groom had a load of fun with this and a lot of shocked people. ”

17 Jun 2009

“The best fiver I ever spent. Hilarious for the whole weekend!!!!”

09 Jun 2009

“Great fun item, exactly as described.”

26 May 2009

“Hilarious, went down a treat with the stag and the lads, and the all girls being flashed!”

20 May 2009

“Ha Ha what can i say the look on the un suspecting ladies face's when the little man drop's out... Great fun..”

14 May 2009

“These shorts were brilliant, they made the last night of our stag trip to Krakow and they really were reaslistic and everyone of our crew were laughing and enjoyed the craic”

30 Apr 2009

“great fun with this, stag really enjoyed himself and he could literally get away with anything!!!!! would definatly recommend”

28 Apr 2009

“Got a huge laugh from most of the boys, those who had them on didn't laugh so much.”

28 Apr 2009

“a bit bigger than i'm used to, but served a purpose.”

28 Apr 2009

“Delivery etc was fast and efficient although havnt used this item yet so not fully opened and used therefore rating not fully justified will be using on stag do in 5 weeks time.”

04 Apr 2013

They were great and made everyone laugh but are put together a bit badly. They are well worth buying though, get them, such a laugh!”

30 Jun 2011

“Brilliant piece of stag kit. Excellent value for money and gives a good laugh.”

07 Sep 2010

This got the biggest laugh from the stag do when the stag was made to wear it. It also attracted a lot of female attention! ”

31 Aug 2010


23 Jun 2010

“Funny, everyone loved them, especially the women.”

15 Jun 2010

“Product was as described. Previous feedback was helpful.”

24 Mar 2010

“Very, very good. ”

10 Mar 2010

“Hilarious but stained the stags hands blue..”

04 Jun 2009

“b great if they came in sizes”

20 May 2009

“Absolutely fantastic, can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Made our stag very popular indeed!”

13 May 2009

“excellent gag, the penis could have been a bit stronger in terms of attachment, but apart from that, excellent”

03 May 2013

“Very good value for money. Was enjoyed by all.”

16 Aug 2011

“Good fun, the Ladies loved it!”

14 Apr 2011

“Very comical item. Had plenty of people in fit of laughter.”

06 Apr 2011

“Good, stag refused to wear them though!”

30 Mar 2011

“the zip broke as soon as I opened it, though shouldn’t be a problem and I expect extreme laughs when I make the groom were it.”

10 Feb 2011

“Funny, but the set I ordered had a large stain on the "section" at the front.”

03 Aug 2010

These willy and bum shorts were very funny, had the desired effect of making people look twice and then laughing”

14 Jul 2009

“Excellent product, will produce the required moments of shear embarassment. ”

20 May 2009

“went down very well ;-)”

30 Mar 2011

“The shorts went down a treat and turned a few heads”

13 Apr 2010

“Quite funny but could do without the zip as the stag kept trying to put the penis away.”

31 Mar 2010

“A little bit flimsy, but good price and well received by all!”

24 Mar 2010

“Rather funny and can be used time and time again. Pubes are a bit flimsy though!”

25 Aug 2009

“stag wore this to the bars at night got a few funny looks was great!!”

01 Jul 2009

“They were great, maybe stick a bit more hair on them but otherwise they had everybody laughing & we will be remembered.”

17 Aug 2010

“Very funny but really fragile, still bloody funny.”

24 Jun 2013

“shorts are massive and doesn't look as good as the picture does unfortunately.”

03 Aug 2010

“only just opened - zip doesnt work property and now too late to exchange as needed on friday.”

There are no 2 star comments for this product.

22 Feb 2011

“zip burst in 30secs, parts fell off in couple hours and seems burst too easy”

12 Oct 2010

“looked as if it had been used willy was dirty and no pubes”

03 Aug 2010

“Gave us a couple of laughs but the pecker didn't stay up too long!Fell apart within minutes”

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