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    Willy and Bum Shorts

    Flying Low

    £5.99

    50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #149

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    Willy and Bum Shorts Information

    • Large blue and white shorts
    • Zip up fly
    • Fake willy
    • Fake bum

    As inapropriate clothing goes these are pretty much the market leader. As if fake buttocks on a pair of shorts wasn't enough we've quite simply over stepped the mark with these bum and willy shorts

    These large blue pants have a very realistic fake bum on the back and on the front a real zip up fly inside which is, well, it's obvious really isn't it. Maybe not ideal for the more subdubed stag do but if you thoroughly want to make a spectacle of yourself you can't get much better than these blue willy and bum stag shorts.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

    Customer Reviews for Willy and Bum Shorts

    4.62 star rating

    Average Rating from 108 reviews

    5 star rating

    “These we're excellent, turned a lot of heads and really made the night. The stag had a lot of fun with them :)”

    5 star rating

    “Excellent!”

    5 star rating

    “Makes a good night very good service”

    2.5 star rating

    “shorts are massive and doesn't look as good as the picture does unfortunately.”

    5 star rating

    “Absolutely brilliant.”

    4 star rating

    “Very good value for money. Was enjoyed by all.”

    5 star rating

    “There funny looking and will look good on the stag good quality.”

    4.5 star rating

    They were great and made everyone laugh but are put together a bit badly. They are well worth buying though, get them, such a laugh!”

    5 star rating

    “Really good quality product, excellent price and went down very well over the weekend.”

    5 star rating

    “had a really great time with these bum shorts!”

    5 star rating

    This is going to get me arrested!! But what fun I will have first......”


    5 star rating

    “Some friends and I are doing a 'Full Monty' dance at a forthcoming wedding. I ordered boxer shorts which reveal certain items back and front to the finale of the dance. Having bought one pair to check them out, I'm about to go on for another 4 pairs for the guys.”


    5 star rating

    “These shorts are 1st class.”


    5 star rating

    “Survived being worn all day and generated a great deal of amusement - better quality than I expected for the price.”


    4 star rating

    “Good fun, the Ladies loved it!”


    5 star rating

    “Brillant, it was a mixed party for my wife's 50th. Some of the wife's thought it was real. I've an address book of phone numbers now (only Joking).”


    5 star rating

    Absolutely fantastic! The stag loved having to wear these and pop his fake wang out in photos! And everyone loved it too! Great times! Great purchase, every stag needs to wear this!”


    4.5 star rating

    “Brilliant piece of stag kit. Excellent value for money and gives a good laugh.”


    5 star rating

    “fantastic!!!!! lovely cock shorts!!!!”


    5 star rating

    “Very funny forfeit, made heads turn.”


    5 star rating

    “Just what I ordered and created a good laugh to get the night/day started.”


    4 star rating

    “Very comical item. Had plenty of people in fit of laughter.”


    4 star rating

    “Good, stag refused to wear them though!”


    5 star rating

    “what a laugh with these shorts, really are a good buy.”


    5 star rating

    “Highlight of the stag do! We made the Stag wear these under a wedding dress during a night out. This is a must have.”


    5 star rating

    “Great item, had a loads of laughter on the Stag night.”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent they went down a treat at the stag do.”


    4 star rating

    “the zip broke as soon as I opened it, though shouldn’t be a problem and I expect extreme laughs when I make the groom were it.”


    3.5 star rating

    “The shorts went down a treat and turned a few heads”


    5 star rating

    “very pleased”


    5 star rating

    Had a great laugh with these! At first we played spoof to wear them but after a while everybody wanted to wear them!! Top item.”


    5 star rating

    If I could give these a score of more than 10 then I would, they were fab!!! Totally revolting but highly amusing, loved them!!!”


    1.5 star rating

    “zip burst in 30secs, parts fell off in couple hours and seems burst too easy”


    4 star rating

    “Funny, but the set I ordered had a large stain on the "section" at the front.”


    5 star rating

    “These shorts saved the stag a lot of embarrasment, they were the perfect accompaniment to his floral dress and pearl necklace. They really made the night and turned alot of heads! ”


    5 star rating

    “had a great laugh wearing them, good quality and looks realistic, just the willy needed to be pinned up as not sewn in properly.”


    5 star rating

    Excellent product had all the girls excited and lasted 9 hours before any damage was done (willy went missing never found again !!)”


    5 star rating

    Had a great laugh over this, cracked everyone up so much.”


    1.5 star rating

    “looked as if it had been used willy was dirty and no pubes”


    5 star rating

    “Awful, but then hilarious. Caused both laughs and scandal!”


    5 star rating

    “Magic, bags of laughs.”


    4.5 star rating

    This got the biggest laugh from the stag do when the stag was made to wear it. It also attracted a lot of female attention! ”


    4.5 star rating

    “Hilarious!”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent.”


    5 star rating

    “Mint, everyone had a go, don’t think the lady at the services liked it though.”


    3 star rating

    “Very funny but really fragile, still bloody funny.”


    5 star rating

    “haha so funny to see someone wearing these!!”


    5 star rating

    These shorts stole the show. Everyone wanted a picture with the stag and the women loved them. Even with a lot of tugging and attention the fake willy stayed put. Made the night so much more enjoyable!”


    4 star rating

    These willy and bum shorts were very funny, had the desired effect of making people look twice and then laughing”


    2.5 star rating

    “only just opened - zip doesnt work property and now too late to exchange as needed on friday.”


    1 star rating

    “Gave us a couple of laughs but the pecker didn't stay up too long!Fell apart within minutes”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent - very good fun!”


    5 star rating

    “Very good product, great laugh for everyone when the stag had to wear them all weekend!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great product.”


    5 star rating

    “Worth every penny.”


    4.5 star rating

    “Funny, everyone loved them, especially the women.”


    5 star rating

    “A great novelty item to wear in public, Guaranteed to get laughs!”


    4.5 star rating

    “Product was as described. Previous feedback was helpful.”


    5 star rating

    “Good quality for price.”


    5 star rating

    “Amazing comedy value. Material ripped easily when playing volleyball but that just added to the comedy.”


    5 star rating

    “This is ace! And works a treat!!!!”


    5 star rating

    “Very good, woman looked them and wanted pictures holding the willy!”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant for getting the girls coming up and having a feel well worth the money.”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant item.... Had lots of comments and laughs.... Can’t wait to get them to Prague!”


    5 star rating

    “brillant! ”


    5 star rating

    “This product went down very well - had a great laugh and everyone that saw it took it in good jest!”


    3.5 star rating

    “Quite funny but could do without the zip as the stag kept trying to put the penis away.”


    3.5 star rating

    “A little bit flimsy, but good price and well received by all!”


    5 star rating

    “Absolutely brilliant! Good quality, can’t wait to take them to Prague!”


    5 star rating

    “Perfect for any hen or stag who's up for a laugh. ”


    5 star rating

    “Bought the product for my mates stag do and I did the job!! Is a fantastic product for the stag and most people appreciated the joke when out on the town!”


    3.5 star rating

    “Rather funny and can be used time and time again. Pubes are a bit flimsy though!”


    4.5 star rating

    “Very, very good. ”


    5 star rating

    “Lost count of the amount of women who wanted a picture with the groom wearing these, superb, great value.”


    5 star rating

    “Fantastic bought these for gay pride in Gran Canaria, and when I showed them to my mum, mother in law and missus they thought they were great and will go down a storm can't wait to see people’s reaction.”


    5 star rating

    “Good laugh and good product for prop penis.”


    4.5 star rating

    “Hilarious but stained the stags hands blue..”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun! the cock didn’t last long though with everyone tugging on it.”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant quality - stag weekend in Prague soon so should get a lot of laughs.”


    5 star rating

    “Revoltingly tasteless, loved them !”


    5 star rating

    “Bloody marvellous, went down brilliantly at my works Xmas do, especially with the lady members of staff. At this price, can't be faulted, better quality than I expected.”


    5 star rating

    “What a laugh we had when these arrived, they look so real haha!! they are for my boyfriend and his mates for a stag do they'll have a ball im sure ;) xx”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant great laugh for the stag do!”


    5 star rating

    “my god! we got thrown out of the church!!.fantastic”


    5 star rating

    “Someone thought the willy hung too much to the side, but think he was just jealous...”


    5 star rating

    “Laugh out loud funny, the blow up sheep also goes well with this. A must buy for any stag do!”


    5 star rating

    “This item certainly got peoples attention :-)”


    5 star rating

    “really really entertaining. made a lot of people laugh and would highly recommend to any best men to spring on the stag”


    3.5 star rating

    “stag wore this to the bars at night got a few funny looks was great!!”


    5 star rating

    “Superb Product”


    5 star rating

    “Kept the whole of eastbourne entertained for the night! Stag loved them and couldnt stop playing with it!!! Could do with more hair to look more realistic.”


    5 star rating

    “This was the biggest hit of the night - who would have thought that a guy with a fake todger out would get so much attention from so many women”


    4 star rating

    “Excellent product, will produce the required moments of shear embarassment. ”


    5 star rating

    “Great laugh - the groom had a load of fun with this and a lot of shocked people. ”


    3.5 star rating

    “They were great, maybe stick a bit more hair on them but otherwise they had everybody laughing & we will be remembered.”


    5 star rating

    “The best fiver I ever spent. Hilarious for the whole weekend!!!!”


    5 star rating

    “Great fun item, exactly as described.”


    4.5 star rating

    “b great if they came in sizes”


    5 star rating

    “Hilarious, went down a treat with the stag and the lads, and the all girls being flashed!”


    5 star rating

    “Ha Ha what can i say the look on the un suspecting ladies face's when the little man drop's out... Great fun..”


    4.5 star rating

    “Absolutely fantastic, can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Made our stag very popular indeed!”


    4 star rating

    “went down very well ;-)”


    5 star rating

    “These shorts were brilliant, they made the last night of our stag trip to Krakow and they really were reaslistic and everyone of our crew were laughing and enjoyed the craic”


    4.5 star rating

    “excellent gag, the penis could have been a bit stronger in terms of attachment, but apart from that, excellent”


    5 star rating

    “great fun with this, stag really enjoyed himself and he could literally get away with anything!!!!! would definatly recommend”


    5 star rating

    “Got a huge laugh from most of the boys, those who had them on didn't laugh so much.”


    5 star rating

    “a bit bigger than i'm used to, but served a purpose.”


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