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As inapropriate clothing goes these are pretty much the market leader. As if fake buttocks on a pair of shorts wasn't enough we've quite simply over stepped the mark with these bum and willy shorts
These large blue pants have a very realistic fake bum on the back and on the front a real zip up fly inside which is, well, it's obvious really isn't it. Maybe not ideal for the more subdubed stag do but if you thoroughly want to make a spectacle of yourself you can't get much better than these blue willy and bum stag shorts.
Average Rating from (106) reviews
Brett Robinson04/09/2015 07:31:17
"These we're excellent, turned a lot of heads and really made the night. The stag had a lot of fun with them :)"
Rob Maginnis06/04/2015 21:59:08
Graham Mcculloch05/04/2014 03:00:58
"Makes a good night very good service"
jonathan scott24/06/2013 09:05:00
"shorts are massive and doesn't look as good as the picture does unfortunately."
Sheila Jardine09/06/2013 06:04:51
graeme mcewan03/05/2013 10:05:56
"Very good value for money. Was enjoyed by all."
Aaron Lewis23/04/2013 23:45:20
"There funny looking and will look good on the stag good quality."
Mark Parkinson04/04/2013 15:02:31
"They were great and made everyone laugh but are put together a bit badly. They are well worth buying though, get them, such a laugh!"
Blake Springate26/03/2013 14:07:48
"Really good quality product, excellent price and went down very well over the weekend."
Stephen Williams01/02/2013 08:40:15
"had a really great time with these bum shorts!"
Daveeeeed Greenwood02/11/2012 08:52:48
"This is going to get me arrested!! But what fun I will have first......"
Gary McEwan25/10/2012 10:59:22
"Some friends and I are doing a 'Full Monty' dance at a forthcoming wedding. I ordered boxer shorts which reveal certain items back and front to the finale of the dance. Having bought one pair to check them out, I'm about to go on for another 4 pairs for the guys."
stu cook21/08/2012 09:06:53
"These shorts are 1st class."
Paul Horrocks07/02/2012 16:21:17
"Survived being worn all day and generated a great deal of amusement - better quality than I expected for the price."
Marc Geissbühler16/08/2011 08:49:28
"Good fun, the Ladies loved it!"
GEOFFREY NEWSOME03/08/2011 12:07:44
"Brillant, it was a mixed party for my wife's 50th. Some of the wife's thought it was real. I've an address book of phone numbers now (only Joking)."
Richard Hartshorn20/07/2011 09:09:39
"Absolutely fantastic! The stag loved having to wear these and pop his fake wang out in photos! And everyone loved it too! Great times! Great purchase, every stag needs to wear this!"
Stuart Exall30/06/2011 14:39:20
"Brilliant piece of stag kit. Excellent value for money and gives a good laugh."
balwinder dhaliwal20/06/2011 09:52:21
"fantastic!!!!! lovely cock shorts!!!!"
David Whelan14/06/2011 00:47:31
"Very funny forfeit, made heads turn."
Cheryl Green26/05/2011 11:16:40
"Just what I ordered and created a good laugh to get the night/day started."
Aaron Bowes-Shorten14/04/2011 00:22:20
"Very comical item. Had plenty of people in fit of laughter."
Andy Clarke06/04/2011 11:20:33
"Good, stag refused to wear them though!"
DAVE HOBSON06/04/2011 09:04:19
"what a laugh with these shorts, really are a good buy."
Robert Warnock-Smith06/04/2011 08:46:52
"Highlight of the stag do! We made the Stag wear these under a wedding dress during a night out. This is a must have."
Damion Krska01/04/2011 17:34:17
"Great item, had a loads of laughter on the Stag night."
Michael Dalling30/03/2011 20:32:52
"Excellent they went down a treat at the stag do."
Brian Cahill30/03/2011 08:53:49
"the zip broke as soon as I opened it, though shouldn’t be a problem and I expect extreme laughs when I make the groom were it."
Karl McKeegan30/03/2011 08:02:17
"The shorts went down a treat and turned a few heads"
simon gregory23/03/2011 10:26:52
GARY TOSELAND10/03/2011 16:35:28
"Had a great laugh with these! At first we played spoof to wear them but after a while everybody wanted to wear them!! Top item."
Kirsty Darrell02/03/2011 13:23:31
"If I could give these a score of more than 10 then I would, they were fab!!! Totally revolting but highly amusing, loved them!!!"
chris mcgovern22/02/2011 22:29:46
"zip burst in 30secs, parts fell off in couple hours and seems burst too easy"
oliver young10/02/2011 07:53:38
"Funny, but the set I ordered had a large stain on the "section" at the front."
Colin Smallman09/02/2011 10:46:25
"These shorts saved the stag a lot of embarrasment, they were the perfect accompaniment to his floral dress and pearl necklace. They really made the night and turned alot of heads! "
kevin taylor25/01/2011 11:28:37
"had a great laugh wearing them, good quality and looks realistic, just the willy needed to be pinned up as not sewn in properly."
John Harris10/11/2010 09:41:53
"Excellent product had all the girls excited and lasted 9 hours before any damage was done (willy went missing never found again !!)"
simon hailey13/10/2010 11:09:32
"Had a great laugh over this, cracked everyone up so much."
laura bannerman12/10/2010 20:24:47
"looked as if it had been used willy was dirty and no pubes"
Helen Jackson12/10/2010 15:13:10
"Awful, but then hilarious. Caused both laughs and scandal!"
Adam Bonney07/09/2010 18:05:31
"Magic, bags of laughs."
james chase07/09/2010 12:33:24
"This got the biggest laugh from the stag do when the stag was made to wear it. It also attracted a lot of female attention!"
Gary Stuart31/08/2010 10:05:37
Daniel Oliver31/08/2010 09:09:58
matt allen25/08/2010 19:05:33
"Mint, everyone had a go, don’t think the lady at the services liked it though."
Nathan Roche17/08/2010 18:22:39
"Very funny but really fragile, still bloody funny."
Charlotte Nottingham17/08/2010 17:53:57
"haha so funny to see someone wearing these!!"
lee craven17/08/2010 13:39:44
"These shorts stole the show. Everyone wanted a picture with the stag and the women loved them. Even with a lot of tugging and attention the fake willy stayed put. Made the night so much more enjoyable!"
David Morgan03/08/2010 09:39:52
"These willy and bum shorts were very funny, had the desired effect of making people look twice and then laughing"
Ben Beer13/07/2010 09:54:17
"Excellent - very good fun!"
Luke Folwell07/07/2010 22:02:30
"Very good product, great laugh for everyone when the stag had to wear them all weekend!!"
Paul Delaney 29/06/2010 09:35:04
Nehemiah Anderson23/06/2010 13:38:13
"Worth every penny."
D Taylor23/06/2010 08:17:34
"Funny, everyone loved them, especially the women."
Jackie MacDermid16/06/2010 18:01:13
"A great novelty item to wear in public, Guaranteed to get laughs!"
Stuart Woodall15/06/2010 20:49:21
"Product was as described. Previous feedback was helpful."
Dave Garner03/06/2010 16:23:11
"Good quality for price."
Paul Findlay01/06/2010 09:42:10
"Amazing comedy value. Material ripped easily when playing volleyball but that just added to the comedy."
stewart mcintosh25/05/2010 22:47:14
"This is ace! And works a treat!!!!"
Michael Butler20/05/2010 23:45:05
"Very good, woman looked them and wanted pictures holding the willy!"
andy laing19/05/2010 15:25:39
"Brilliant for getting the girls coming up and having a feel well worth the money."
Chris Higgs19/05/2010 07:45:50
"Brilliant item.... Had lots of comments and laughs.... Can’t wait to get them to Prague!"
Anthony Brown10/05/2010 11:56:58
Steve Golding20/04/2010 09:18:42
"This product went down very well - had a great laugh and everyone that saw it took it in good jest!"
Ben Paynter13/04/2010 20:50:23
"Quite funny but could do without the zip as the stag kept trying to put the penis away."
Henry Carslake31/03/2010 07:30:53
"A little bit flimsy, but good price and well received by all!"
Joe Hobson30/03/2010 22:04:38
"Absolutely brilliant! Good quality, can’t wait to take them to Prague!"
Laura Patterson30/03/2010 21:15:22
"Perfect for any hen or stag who's up for a laugh. "
Robert Swain30/03/2010 20:47:10
"Bought the product for my mates stag do and I did the job!! Is a fantastic product for the stag and most people appreciated the joke when out on the town!"
Andrew Marshalsea24/03/2010 13:09:30
"Rather funny and can be used time and time again. Pubes are a bit flimsy though!"
Chris Siddall24/03/2010 11:06:10
"Very, very good. "
andrew lockyer18/03/2010 16:27:52
"Lost count of the amount of women who wanted a picture with the groom wearing these, superb, great value."
Gavin Stevens17/03/2010 15:09:35
"Fantastic bought these for gay pride in Gran Canaria, and when I showed them to my mum, mother in law and missus they thought they were great and will go down a storm can't wait to see people’s reaction."
claire johnston17/03/2010 07:52:49
"Good laugh and good product for prop penis."
Neil Corbett 10/03/2010 21:28:52
"Hilarious but stained the stags hands blue.."
Ruchir Patel10/03/2010 09:54:15
"Great fun! the cock didn’t last long though with everyone tugging on it."
Russell Healey02/03/2010 20:03:32
"Brilliant quality - stag weekend in Prague soon so should get a lot of laughs."
Ruth Hargate02/02/2010 20:02:38
"Revoltingly tasteless, loved them !"
A.A. Mackay29/12/2009 12:46:17
"Bloody marvellous, went down brilliantly at my works Xmas do, especially with the lady members of staff. At this price, can't be faulted, better quality than I expected."
Jane Clink21/12/2009 12:56:02
"What a laugh we had when these arrived, they look so real haha!! they are for my boyfriend and his mates for a stag do they'll have a ball im sure ;) xx"
Stephen Buckley03/11/2009 22:44:18
"Brilliant great laugh for the stag do!"
michael fairey28/10/2009 19:01:11
"my god! we got thrown out of the church!!.fantastic"
Jeffrey Hochman30/09/2009 22:28:03
"Someone thought the willy hung too much to the side, but think he was just jealous..."
William Crabtree29/09/2009 21:56:39
"Laugh out loud funny, the blow up sheep also goes well with this. A must buy for any stag do!"
Justin Reeve29/09/2009 08:43:54
"This item certainly got peoples attention :-)"
simon brobyn01/09/2009 19:56:02
"really really entertaining. made a lot of people laugh and would highly recommend to any best men to spring on the stag"
ben maza25/08/2009 12:46:31
"stag wore this to the bars at night got a few funny looks was great!!"
brigg simpson18/08/2009 16:49:43
Chris Webb11/08/2009 10:43:20
"Kept the whole of eastbourne entertained for the night!Stag loved them and couldnt stop playing with it!!!Could do with more hair to look more realistic."
Glynn Oram11/08/2009 10:09:22
"This was the biggest hit of the night - who would have thought that a guy with a fake todger out would get so much attention from so many women"
Chris Gotthardt-Mills14/07/2009 13:14:37
"Excellent product, will produce the required moments of shear embarassment. "
William Noden13/07/2009 15:58:26
"Great laugh - the groom had a load of fun with this and a lot of shocked people. "
David O'Leary01/07/2009 09:21:53
"They were great, maybe stick a bit more hair on them but otherwise they had everybody laughing & we will be remembered."
John Stratton17/06/2009 09:15:07
"The best fiver I ever spent. Hilarious for the whole weekend!!!!"
Wilf Horner09/06/2009 15:03:58
"Great fun item, exactly as described."
karen moss04/06/2009 18:11:01
"b great if they came in sizes"
Ben Beer26/05/2009 15:36:47
"Hilarious, went down a treat with the stag and the lads, and the all girls being flashed!"
simon michael20/05/2009 21:20:30
"Ha Ha what can i say the look on the un suspecting ladies face's when the little man drop's out... Great fun.."
Harvey Thomas20/05/2009 20:55:09
"Absolutely fantastic, can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Made our stag very popular indeed!"
John James20/05/2009 18:41:40
"went down very well ;-)"
Royston Workman14/05/2009 08:48:00
"These shorts were brilliant, they made the last night of our stag trip to Krakow and they really were reaslistic and everyone of our crew were laughing and enjoyed the craic"
ben sharpe13/05/2009 22:35:21
"excellent gag, the penis could have been a bit stronger in terms of attachment, but apart from that, excellent"
Michael Dowson30/04/2009 12:01:07
"great fun with this, stag really enjoyed himself and he could literally get away with anything!!!!! would definatly recommend"
Lee Christie28/04/2009 22:46:26
"Got a huge laugh from most of the boys, those who had them on didn't laugh so much."
david chedgy28/04/2009 14:47:38
"a bit bigger than i'm used to, but served a purpose."
Dale Sutton28/04/2009 14:44:31
"Delivery etc was fast and efficient although havnt used this item yet so not fully opened and used therefore rating not fully justified will be using on stag do in 5 weeks time."
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