We've taken regular football, got it tanked up and added a whole load of crazy for good measure. This isn't just any old game; this is a game with electric shocks.
There are 10 electric shock devices between two teams, and everyone playing is rigged up. Punish diving players with a shock, or take down the goalie as the ball soars into the net… the opportunities (and humiliation) is endless. And, we forgot to mention – the ref is even rigged up. That's right, you can get him back for those dodgy decisions.
This is a real game-changer to weekends – we reckon the Premier League are going to start taking notice – and we'll sort out your pitch hire, as well as some bubbly to rehydrate after the unforgettable match. We'll even chuck in a group photo to remember those painful memories.
Disclaimer – if you have any underlying medical conditions, be sure to let us know. You can be in charge of the buttons…