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You can’t throw a hen party without food. End of. The girls might all be laughing in the beginning, but the tensions will start to rise as their hunger turns to anger. Susie suddenly brings up the time you kissed her ex-boyfriend in high school, and it’s all downhill from there. Do not fear, we are here to help. At LNOF, we have been in the stag and hen game since 1999 (that’s over 20 years!), so we know a thing or two about what hen parties’ want to eat, bake and drink. We know it can be hard coming up with hen party food ideas on your own, but whether it’s naughty or nice you’re looking for – we’ve got something that’ll hit the spot. Delve into our array of phallic-shaped treats. The girls will be gagging for more. Warning: some of these may contain nuts…
"Rude hen party decorations are great, but nothing has shock factor like rude genital-shaped food."
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Girl, you look like a snack. Therefore, you only deserve the sweetest of treats on your hen do weekend.
Horny Haribo – We get it, fizzy sweets make us excited too. Cola bottles are one of life’s greatest pleasures. We’ve added a little bit more pleasure to our Cola Willies. If not all the girls are willy enthusiasts, our Jelly Boobs will be sure to knock them out.
Hard Candy –Take a trip down memory lane with our take on a traditional childhood candy with the Hen Party Love Hearts. If these seem a bit PG for your hen night, we have some X-rated Candies which replace ‘Be Mine’ with more sexually suggestive phases like ‘Let’s Fuck’ (subtle, we know). Your single friend will be pulling in no time if she takes these into town.
Succulent Suckers – If the bride is looking for something to suck on this weekend, we have a few options for her. Make sure she tastes the rainbow with our Rainbow Willy Lolly, or see how hard she can suck with the Succulent Willy Lollipop. These delicious treats would also be the perfect addition to hen party bags, so the girls can take them home to practice.
Let’s be honest, there are much tastier things than male genitalia in the world, but what is a hen party without a weenie bit of willy.
X-rated eggs – Cook the girls an epic breakfast to cure their hangovers with our Willy Shaped Food Fryer. This will get all the hens eggcited! Why not throw it in a few sausages too?
Afternoon ‘D’ – This isn’t quite a royal afternoon tea with the Queen – it’s much more fun. Dip our Dunking Dickies biscuits into a warm cuppa whilst you and the girls gossip about last night’s shenanigans. With a shortbread shaft of approximately 3.5", you won’t settle for the usual custard creams again after tasting these masterpieces.
Carby cocks – We get it. You aren’t prepared to sacrifice carbs before the wedding, especially when Penis Pasta exists. That’s right, two of your favourite things merged into one delicious meal. For those who aren’t satisfied easily, don’t worry, we have King Sized Sex Pasta too.
Why not turn your hen party into the Great British Bake Off? Watch out Mary Berry, there are some new girls in the kitchen.
Boner Baking – Ready, set, bake! Make sure – like everything else at you hen party – the cake is phallic shaped by using our Willy Cake Pans. Of course, your creation must be topped off with Willy Shaped Cake Sprinkles (duh!). Our Naughty Cupcake Set will be the cherry on top (or the butler in buff) of the cake – oh boy, your girls will be impressed.
Jiggly Genitals – Shake what your mama gave you! Our Willy Jelly Moulds will add some bounce into your hen do weekend.
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