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Cola bottles, like death and taxes, are one of the certainties of life. They will just always be there – whether it be at the shiny new multiplex cinema or sitting temptingly on the counter of your local post office. Of course, nothing quite beats the glory days of finding them nestled in the pic ‘n’ mix stand at Woolies (RIP). Until now.
Using our cutting edge science, we have managed to produce the next generation of cola flavoured confectionery: The Cola Willy. The new, revolutionary design offers a more engaging user experience than simply biting the top off a bottle, as the phallic shape delivers, not one, but three areas of interaction (you know which) for a completely new way to enjoy confection perfection.
Average Rating from (1) reviews
Louise Henderson27/01/2015 17:33:32
"I've been known to indulge in the odd cola bottle in my time - but though the experience was always 'pleasant', it was never even mildly erotic. Until now. I really liked this product a great amount. A terrific addition to this thing we call life. What a time to be alive."
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