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Massive Willy Lolly

It won't lick itself!

6 reviews

£6.99£7.99save 13%

50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #43599

Want it delivered by Friday 31st May? Order within 5 hours, 28 minutes and choose Next Day Delivery

Massive Willy Lolly Information

  • Huge willy shaped lolly
  • Candy cum decoration
  • Weighs over 700g
  • Around 17cm long without the stick
  • 6cm wide at the balls, around 4cm at the shaft!
  • Two flavours available
  • Expiring end of 2023, reduced for this

Oh my word! It's pretty rare that we find products which even we think are a bit on the rude side, but this one pushed our boundaries. This is a massive willy lolly, available in milk or dark chocolate flavour with, what we can only describe as horrendous candy cum's a real mouthful.

There are more subtle versions available, such as our succulent willy lollipop or assorted willy lollipops, but if you just want to get the biggest, baddest willy lolly in town, then this is the product for you, accept no substitutes.

Please note these aren't chocolate lollies, they're chocolate flavoured candy.

Ingredients: Sugar, glucose syrup, water, milk chocolate flavour, colours E129, E102, E133, E150a, E171, E102. Not suitable for children due to the E numbers and also just plain common sense and decency.

Average rating of
from 6 reviews
  • Scrummy

    Roxanne Carson30/01/2024
  • Brought for hen night, to give as prizes. Great value for money

    Lorraine Harper27/01/2024
  • Hilarious Christmas gift for a family member, all died laughing because of it and even joked about it over Christmas

    Kai 11/01/2024
  • The picture doesn’t do this justice it’s massive and so good with detail

    Jennifer Chapman09/08/2023
  • Just a brilliant gift. We had such a giggle when giving our friend this xX

    donna nash11/06/2023
  • Excellent quality & very realistic

    dee coleman 08/11/2022

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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