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Has someone you know been especially bad this year? Get your unsuspecting giftee something arguably worse than a piece of coal.
This stocking is stuffed to the brim with the finest penis memorabilia money can buy. Who hasn't wanted to snap a willy to make it glow in one hand, squeeze one in the other, and watch a sperm propel itself across the office floor at the same time? This bundle provides all these joyous experiences and more.
Who said Christmas spirit was dead?
This bundle includes:
1x Red Christmas Stocking
1x Pink Willy Shot Glass Necklace
1x Penis Shaped Glow Stick
1x Squeeze Willy
1x Small Willy Water Gun
1x Small Inflatable Willy
1x Single Willy Straw
1x Grow Your Own Toy Boy
1x Deluxe Willy Whistle
1x Clockwork Sperm
Disclaimer: products are subject to stock availability, if we cannot provide one or more of the items in the bundle, we will provide a replacement of equal value (and penisness).
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
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