A naughty stocking christmas bundle and its contents on a brown background
  • A naughty stocking christmas bundle and its contents on a brown background
  • A naughty stocking christmas bundle and its contents on a white background
  • A naughty stocking christmas bundle contents on a white background

Naughty Christmas Bundle

Dear Santa… Define "good".


Sorry, not in stock | LNOF Ref: #44374

Naughty Christmas Bundle Information

  • 10 raunchy stocking-fillers
  • 30% discount on RRP
  • Free stocking included
  • Perfect Secret Santa gift

Has someone you know been especially bad this year? Get your unsuspecting giftee something arguably worse than a piece of coal.

This stocking is stuffed to the brim with the finest penis memorabilia money can buy. Who hasn't wanted to snap a willy to make it glow in one hand, squeeze one in the other, and watch a sperm propel itself across the office floor at the same time? This bundle provides all these joyous experiences and more.

Who said Christmas spirit was dead?

This bundle includes:

1x Red Christmas Stocking

1x Pink Willy Shot Glass Necklace

1x Penis Shaped Glow Stick

1x Squeeze Willy

1x Small Willy Water Gun

1x Small Inflatable Willy

1x Single Willy Straw

1x Grow Your Own Toy Boy

1x Deluxe Willy Whistle

1x Clockwork Sperm

Disclaimer: products are subject to stock availability, if we cannot provide one or more of the items in the bundle, we will provide a replacement of equal value (and penisness).

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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