Packs a punch
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The last thing you need is an empty penis piñata. There’s literally nothing more depressing. Make sure you’ve fully stocked your penis, but not with just any old nonsense – you want to fill it with these beauties.
You see, it’s all in the detail. Some companies would sell you a penis piñata and just fill it with run-of-the-mill confectionery – but not us. We make sure that you fill your phallic friend… with even more phallic merchandise. We go the extra mile at LNOF.
We’ve put some normal sweets in here too (as we’re not pure filth, you know), but the real winners would be the willy straws and the delightful willy whistles. Nowt like rounding up the lasses by giving a quick blast on a tiny tuneful tallywacker, is there?
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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