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Here at LNOF – size matters. But bigger is not always better. We offer a 6ft inflatable penis and a 3ft inflatable penis, but sometimes a massive cock is a proper inconvenience on a night out and it gets tiresome being refused entry to a discotheque because you’ve brought a freakin’ massive penis with you.
Step in the travel-size inflatable phallus. Is it 35cm in length? Yes it is. Is it discreet? A bit. Is it convenient? We’ll say. Slip it effortlessly into your handbag or just pop it under your arm for all to see. It’s also lightweight, making it perfect for smashing your friends around the face with.
But it doesn’t stop there – its marvellous weighted testicles means that it stands proudly upon a surface, making it the ideal centre piece for your next dinner party.
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