• The willy pen with its lid off

    Willy Pen

    The penis mightier than the sword


    9 in stock | LNOF Ref: #35853

    • Want it delivered by Tuesday 25th September? Order within and choose Next Working Day Delivery
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    Willy Pen Information

    • One willy pen
    • Can refill ink
    • Needle point nib
    • Concealed willy design
    • Approx 12cm

    Picture the scene: your hen weekend is in three weeks, you’re sat with a cup of cocoa at the dining room table and you’re penning your invites to the soiree. It’s a lovely scene, but there’s one thing wrong with it. That regular old Bic just ain’t sitting well within the image. Bics are for Christmas, and this is a hen do – you need a willy pen.

    With a needle point nib, wrinkles in all the right places and a refreshing design (this is a sign of the times, ladies) – you shan’t ever need a new pen. This is the dream – just you enjoy it.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £3.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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