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The penis mightier than the sword
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Picture the scene: your hen weekend is in three weeks, you’re sat with a cup of cocoa at the dining room table and you’re penning your invites to the soiree. It’s a lovely scene, but there’s one thing wrong with it. That regular old Bic just ain’t sitting well within the image. Bics are for Christmas, and this is a hen do – you need a willy pen.
With a needle point nib, wrinkles in all the right places and a refreshing design (this is a sign of the times, ladies) – you shan’t ever need a new pen. This is the dream – just you enjoy it.
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Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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