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The willy pen with its lid off
  • The willy pen with its lid off
  • The willy pen with its lid placed at the side
  • The willy pen with its lid on

Willy Pen

The penis mightier than the sword

£1.99

5 in stock | LNOF Ref: #35853

Willy Pen Information

  • One willy pen
  • Can refill ink
  • Needle point nib
  • Concealed willy design
  • Approx 12cm

Picture the scene: your hen weekend is in three weeks, you’re sat with a cup of cocoa at the dining room table and you’re penning your invites to the soiree. It’s a lovely scene, but there’s one thing wrong with it. That regular old Bic just ain’t sitting well within the image. Bics are for Christmas, and this is a hen do – you need a willy pen.

With a needle point nib, wrinkles in all the right places and a refreshing design (this is a sign of the times, ladies) – you shan’t ever need a new pen. This is the dream – just you enjoy it.

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Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£3.99
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£7.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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