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Have you ever been to a christening, wedding, birthday party, bar mitzvah or retirement do and thought, ‘you know what, what this buffet is lacking is a few penises’? If the answer is yes, don’t worry, we totally empathise.
Imagine a world where your chipolatas, olives and shrimps had a long, thin willy shaped cock-tail stick poking out of them as you reach down to grab one off the buffet? That dream is about to become a reality. Whether you want to use them as cocktail sticks or toothpicks is completely up to you, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never go back to the wooden variety. In fact, you’ll begin to question how you ever dealt with non cock-adorned canapes.
Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
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