12 willy toothpicks fanned out against a white background
  • 12 willy toothpicks fanned out against a white background
  • 12 willy toothpicks in their packaging
  • Three willy shaped cocktail sticks

Willy Toothpicks

I've got a bone to pick with you


28 in stock | LNOF Ref: #38901

Want it delivered by Tuesday 5th December? Order within 4 hours, 14 minutes and choose Next Day Delivery

Willy Toothpicks Information

  • 12 pack
  • Sex up any party
  • Approx. 2.5” long

Have you ever been to a christening, wedding, birthday party, bar mitzvah or retirement do and thought, ‘you know what, what this buffet is lacking is a few penises’? If the answer is yes, don’t worry, we totally empathise.

Imagine a world where your chipolatas, olives and shrimps had a long, thin willy shaped cock-tail stick poking out of them as you reach down to grab one off the buffet? That dream is about to become a reality. Whether you want to use them as cocktail sticks or toothpicks is completely up to you, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never go back to the wooden variety. In fact, you’ll begin to question how you ever dealt with non cock-adorned canapes.

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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