They say that men only have one thing on their minds - but now that we’ve realised how obsessed hen do’s are with willies, we’re starting to think it’s the other way around. If you and the girls just can’t imagine your hen party without an impressive mount of willy related games and novelties, then you’re in the right place.
Whether you’re hijacking Ladies Day for your do or simply really enthusiastic about a good ride (sorry) then some racing-related willy games are a must. Get competitive with your penises as you and the girls go head to head (again, sorry) in a game of Racing Willies. These wind-up novelty willies come in three different colours, and are quite a sight to behold when they’re all jumping across the table. Or if you prefer to do the riding yourself then the Penis Pony might be just what you’re looking for. This bucking bronco might just ruin your memories of your favourite childhood toy, but it’s well worth it – coming in either Pink or Black, the ‘pony’ comes with 25 dare cards that are sure to make even the cockiest jockey blush.
There’s no boy trouble that can’t be solved with whacking a fake penis multiple times with a really hard stick. If some of the girls aren’t having as much luck as you in the relationship department then look no further than the Penis Piñata. The catharsis of giving this Pink (or Black, or Rainbow) little guy a good beating is probably the best couple’s therapy out there. Or for a more hands on approach there’s the Inflatable Whack a Willy – he has 5 target areas for you to aim at so that you can really get the most out of your penis whacking therapy session.
No-one likes a tosser, but what you will love is one of our penis ring toss games. The bestselling Dick Head Hoopla is exactly what it says on the tin – strap the penis to your head and test the girls’ aim as they have to throw the rings onto it. And you’ll look like the world’s most X-rated unicorn while you’re out it, which is a plus in our books. We do have an Inflatable Willy Hoopla option too, for the girls who’d prefer to wear it like a real one (we won’t ask why). Or for some penis hoopla fun after dark, the Light Up Willy Hoopla will show you the way – the added element of the colour changing lights will make this game particularly fun to play in the dark.
The best kind of willy action happens on the kitchen table (too far?) which is why we have a number of penis themed table top games for you to choose from. The Jizz Game is really what you might call a showstopper, for lack of a better word – definitely not something you’ll be wanting to play with mum. Fill the plastic penis with a beverage of your choice and press the button to reveal your fate (is that 3 pumps to the face or 5 in the mouth?). With no way to know when it’s going to ‘climax’, it’ll be impossible to survive this game without crying with laughter. For a less X-rated game that you won’t be so embarrassed to play with the older members of the group, there’s Willies and Ladders. That’s the classic board game with the addition of, you guessed it, willies. Who could want for more?
If you’re doing a last minute stock up on rude hen games before the big night, then don’t worry about timing – all UK orders made before 4pm on weekdays are eligible for next day delivery, so you could have your games by tomorrow!
Best Value: Dick Head Hoopla
The party classic Hoopla, but with a twist… it’s a dick. And it’s strapped to your head. Maybe not how you envisioned yourself on your hen night.
This game comes with a pink and a black penis, so you can have double the fun.VIEW PRODUCT
Best Budget: Racing Willies
Place your bets and then wind them up – these little lads are just hilarious to watch jump along the table, and can reach quite the speed.
Wind Up Novelty Willies
7.5 x 3cm
Not for Sore Losers
It’s hilarious how competitive you’ll get over these plastic little willies. And is it just us, or are they a bit cute?VIEW PRODUCT
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