- To be a linguistic wizard
- The false illusion that you're sober
How to Play:
- Get into a circle and begin saying Fuzzy Duck in one direction around the circle
- When someone asks 'does he?' you switch direction and begin saying Ducky Fuzz around the circle
- Switch the phrase and the direction like this every time someone asks 'does he?'
- 'Does he f*ck!' or 'F*ck he does!' will become your drunken slurs
- You mess it up – you drink. Them's the rules
NOTE: If you think you can get through this without accidentally swearing like a trooper, then good luck to you.