Okay, it’s your hen night, and you want to be the centre of attention. You want guys to want to be with you, and girls to want to be you. We get it. Well look no further, as it is a proven (sort of) fact of life, that nothing looks sexier, or is more irresistible, than rocking up to a club darning at least one piece of farmyard themed attire. Jaws will drop.
Which warm blooded male could resist a classy and confident chicken, a pretty, provocative pig, or a hot yet headstrong horse? That’s exactly why it’s compulsory that you and the lasses get on this trend that’s sweeping the nation, before it becomes far too commonplace, which research proves will be very soon indeed.
FYI, there is a well-known Chinese proverb, which literally translates as ‘one who does not indulge in the art of alcohol-driven farmyard frolic, can never truly know one’s self’. So ladies, take heed of these wise words, and get those farmyard themed glad rags on for your hen night. You know it makes sense.