Get Laid in a Chicken Hat
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows. Apart from us - it’s because she saw an eggsellent hen party across the road, yonder, and thought ‘I’m not going to stay cooped up in here like a dumb cluck when I could be over there, sticking my neck out, ruffling my feathers and seeing if a Last Night of Freedom hen night is all it’s cracked up to be’.
It might sound like a cock and bull story, but it’s 100% true. And the moral is - that she had the best night of her life. In fact, in an
interview with the chicken after the event, she said that the only thing that could have improved it would have been this chicken hat
accessory, to bring an ironic twist to her look.
This chicken hat is just that – a chicken hat - but it has all the makings of a successful hen night accessory. It is beautifully literal, leaving no one in doubt that you are indeed on a hen night, and it also allows you to keep an element of sophistication, albeit from the neck down. So you don’t need to worry about sprucing yourself up in a swanky new dress only to
cover it up with an offensive costume – you can keep the outfit glamourous, but just be a little bit silly at the same
This hen night theme will have you all ruling the roost (sorry).