LNOF in

September 2022

Poland’s party city is a stag and hen paradise. Strip clubs, crazy activities and some of the booziest bars in Eastern Europe. From limo lapdances to shooting some pretty big guns, Last Night of Freedom has sampled the best Krakow has to offer.

Check out what we got up to whilst exploring Krakow.

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THURSDAY - 8PM

When you start a holiday sipping Champagne while getting a lapdance in the back of a Hummer limo – well – you know it is going to be a cracker. And when Last Night of Freedom's intrepid travellers stepped off our plane, that’s how Krakow welcomed us.

A polaroid style image of a Hummer Limo in Krakow, with text reading 'A Warm Welcome' at the bottom A polaroid style image of a Stripper with 'LNOF' written on her chest and emojis for censoringA polaroid style image of a Stripper inside the limo with Team LNOFA polaroid style image of our MD enjoying drinks in the Hummer Limo
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THURSDAY - 10PM

And talk about starting as you mean to go on. After arriving at our incredibly central accommodation, we were whisked away for vodka tasting. The nibbles did nothing to stop the lot of us from getting nice and merry. It turns out Polish vodka is pretty good (from the little we can remember of that first night). Anyway, as the locals would say, na zdrowie (cheers!)

A polaroid style image of a table with vodka and nibbles in Krakow, with text reading 'LNOF Heart's Vodka' at the bottomA polaroid style image of the nibbles and vodka at the Vodka Tasting Session, KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF helping another off of the floor after fallingA polaroid style image of Team LNOF in Krakow
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FRIDAY - 10AM

Now when it comes to kicking a hangover, it turns out firing a Kalashnikov does the job. After inspecting the Olympic standard looking rafting venue, we decided to go fire a few off at the shooting range. We were expecting a few pistols – what we got, was a stash of weapons NATO would be proud of. There’s everything from rifles to Desert Eagles – while the gun up from that was a hand cannon that even Dirty Harry wouldn’t touch. This is insanely good fun though, and hands down the best shooting range we’ve tried – with incredible instructors.

A polaroid style image of a one of Team LNOF at a shooting range in Krakow, with text reading 'Shoot 'Em Up' at the bottomA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF posing in front of their target sheet at the shooting rangeA polaroid style image of our MD shooting a traget sheet at the shooting range in KrakowA polaroid style image of two of Team LNOF posing with a gun and a target sheet at the shooting rangeA polaroid style image of our MD posing with a gun at the shooting range in Krakow
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FRIDAY - 2PM

As a nice change of pace, we then undertook a traditional polish cooking class, making traditional pierogi dumplings (while obviously not scribbling cheeky messages to each other on them). But ignore our childish behaviour as this is otherwise a very Instagrammable hour-long activity that’s perfect for some wholesome hen party bonding – while you get to devour your dumplings at the end!

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF making dumplings in Krakow, with text reading 'Cooking Up A Storm' at the bottomA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF showing off her Polish dumplings at the Polish Cooking ClassA polaroid style image of a dumpling with 'LNOF' stamped onto itA polaroid style image of cooked polish dumplings made by Team LNOF
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FRIDAY - 5PM

And of course, no trip away is complete without a souvenir. Some people buy a keyring – at LNOF, we get tattoos. And in a sign of total love and devotion, they got our company logo inked on their legs and became instant frontrunners to win employees of the month.

A polaroid style gif of one of Team LNOF getting a tattoo of our logo in Krakow, with text reading 'Branding On Point' at the bottomA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF's tattoo of Milhouse from the Simpsons they got in KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF's tattoo of the company logo they got in Krakow
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FRIDAY - 7PM

Speaking of childish behaviour, our transport then turned up – an American school bus. We’ve been onboard some crazy vehicles before, but this one was pretty memorable. Converted into a party bus, there was a stripper pole (obviously) with boozy drinks and booming soundsystem, so you can pick your own soundtrack for this quirky tour of Krakow.

And being in Krakow, we had to feast like a local, so we went for our traditional Polish meal of meat and beer (we knew we'd like this place). Entering a Bavarian-style beer hall, we got to sample the local lagers and ales while devouring a pork knuckle. We like our meat, but this was a whopper. Very primal, very tasty…and very filling.

A polaroid style gif of a party school bus in Krakow, with text reading 'It's Party Time!' at the bottomA polaroid style gif of our MD dancing on a pole inside the party bus in KrakowA polaroid style image of a traditional polish meal that Team LNOF had in KrakowA polaroid style image of Team LNOF enjoying a meal in Krakow
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FRIDAY - 10PM

With all that pork and beer swilling around in our stomachs, you’d think a nap was in order – how wrong we are. When you’re in Krakow, you have to get on it and what followed was a bumper bar crawl through the city’s best nightspots followed by some dad dancing inside one of Krakow’s coolest clubs.

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF in a club in Krakow, with text reading 'In Da Club' at the bottomA polaroid of two of Team LNOF in a bar in KrakowA polaroid style image of Team LNOF in a private area in club in Krakow
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SATURDAY - 11AM

Obviously, another morning and another hangover – and more shooting. However this was more Prince Harry than Dirty Harry as we donned our best tweed jackets for some fresh air in the countryside and a spot of clay pigeon shooting. The setup was lovely – and slap bang next to a paintballing site if you want to double up.

A polaroid style gif of a our MD doing Clay Pidgeon Shooting in Krakow, with text reading 'Making It Look Easy' at the bottomA polaroid style gif of one of Team LNOF doing Clay Pidgeon Shooting in KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF doing Clay Pidgeon Shooting in Krakow
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SATURDAY - 2PM

After the guns came the cars. Well, the karts, as we bombed around one of the best go-karting tracks we’ve come across. This feels like the real deal, with the track both inside and out, and with a first-rate set-up. Plus there’s a top-notch restaurant there that served some pretty wicked looking pizza.

A polaroid style image of our MD in a go kart in Krakow, with text reading 'False Confidence' at the bottomA polaroid style gif of one of Team LNOF driving a go kart in KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF on the winners podium at the go karting trackA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF at the onsite restaurant, exhausted after racing
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SATURDAY - 6PM

Having then visited the best stag and hen accommodation in Krakow, we headed for more beer at a local brewery, sampling the best craft in Krakow – you the experience left us a very ‘hoppy’ bunch indeed, as we sampled a fantastic range of ales.

A polaroid style image of a group of people looking up in a Brewery in Krakow, with text reading 'Searching For Beer' at the bottomA polaroid style image of four steins of beer in a restaurant in KrakowA polaroid style image of two of our Team LNOF posing in front of Krakow's scooters
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SATURDAY - 9PM

We then set sale for a scenic river cruise. But, this being Poland, it came with a very enthusiastic stripper who joined us on the high seas for a trip we won’t forget in a hurry. For those who wanted to look elsewhere, the boat trip is pretty stunning and offers up some spectacular views of this gorgeous city.

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF and the ground team in Krakow, with text reading 'All Aboard!' at the bottomA polaroid of one of Team LNOF on the river cruise in Krakow with a stripper on a pole in the backgroundA polaroid style image of the views from the river cruise in Krakow at night
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SATURDAY - 10PM

However, for those who wanted more strippers, they were in luck – as the next stop was the local lapdancing club. As the picture shows, it was very red! And word of advice, you might want to whip up Google Maps if you are going there, as it is nestled a way a bit underground.

After a weekend of strippers, beer, vodka, more strippers, more beer and crazy transport there was only one thing left to do – more beer and vodka at one of Krakow’s hippest clubs. The mood here was exceptional – it had a very cool Berlin-vibe to it – with a warm mix of people.

A polaroid style image of some of Team LNOF in a club with red lighting in Krakow, with text reading 'Seeing Red' at the bottomA polaroid style image of Team LNOF in a club in KrakowA polaroid style image of our MD with a huge bottle of vodka in KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF with a huge bottle of vodka in KrakowA polaroid style gif of one of Team LNOF dancing in a club in Krakow
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SUNDAY - 10AM

And before heading off, we gathered for a beautiful brunch to acknowledge another cracking weekend – and to mark the first morning in what felt like forever in which we hadn’t fired a gun.

A polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF with a birthday boy hat on in Krakow, with text reading 'Not A Day Over 20' at the bottomA polaroid style image of brunch food in KrakowA polaroid style image of a building in KrakowA polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF with their hair over their face, drinking a cocktail in Krakow
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