LNOF in Prague 2022 | Last Night of Freedom

Check out what we got up to whilst exploring Prague.

FRIDAY - 11.30AM

When a limo collects you from the airport, you know you’ve made it. When that limo has a stripper inside, you know you’re in Prague. As we touched down in the Czech capital, we were welcomed by arguably the cheeriest lap dancer in Eastern Europe who welcomed us in style!

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF in front of a hummer limo with text reading 'Welcome To Prague' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of some of Team LNOF in the hummer limo

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF and two strippers in the hummer limo

FRIDAY - 1PM

Soon enough we were swapping pole dancing for pole position, as we were whisked to the city’s premier go-karting track for some fast-paced fun. Word of warning; These petrol-powered machines are beasts, and we spent 20 minutes whizzing around the high-quality track at blistering speeds.

A polaroid style image of a Team LNOF outside of the go karting venue, with text reading 'Ready To Race' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of some of Team LNOF in go karts wearing LNOF hoodies

A polaroid style image of a person driving a go kart wearing an LNOF hoodie

A polaroid style image of a tray of beer and a helmet

A polaroid style image of three men on a winners podium at go karting

FRIDAY - 3PM

We were possibly expecting to go even faster when we boarded a speedboat, but the vessel was anchored up as we instead spent two hours on a very stationary booze cruise on the scenic Vltava River. Thankfully the girls got an even more impressive view – when one of the hunky deckhands turned out to be a stripper. Below Deck Prague anyone?!

Back on dry land, and we checked into our hostel. Clean, comfortable, and right in the heart of Prague, it is the perfect base to explore the city on foot. Even after a few too many pints of Staropramen, you’d struggle to spend more than 15 minutes walking back from anywhere in the city centre.

A polaroid style image of a our MD driving a boat in Prague, with text reading 'Captain Mavir' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF driving the river cruise

A polaroid style image of one of team drinking from a bottle of vodka on the river cruise

A polaroid style image of one of Team LNOF driving the boat and holding a bottle of prosecco

A polaroid style image of two of Team LNOF holding glasses and smiling on the river cruise

FRIDAY - 8PM

After donning our glad rags, we hit the town for a succulent steak dinner. This underground restaurant is swanky, modern – and serves some of the juiciest cuts of beef in Prague. From sizzling sirloins to finger-licking fillets, the meat was magical and was washed down with whiskey that was rye-lly something special!

A polaroid style image of a plate of steak, potatoes and green beans, with text reading 'Magical Meat' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of a plate of steak, potatoes and broccoli

A polaroid style image of a shelf of expensive liquors

FRIDAY - 11PM

With a belly stuffed with beef and booze, some would call it a night. Not LNOF. Next stop, the newly opened and very swish Moon Club where it was standing room only for those that hadn’t pre-booked. Having shown some rare foresight, we danced the night away to some R&B bangers - while pounding the moreish Moscow Mules.

A polaroid style image of a some of Team LNOF in a nightclub, with text reading 'Dancefloor Debut' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of the interior of a nightclub

SATURDAY - 1PM

Vodka-based cocktails are usually regretted the following morning. Thankfully, being driven to a bleak abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere is a great way to quickly sober up. Thankfully we didn’t find ourselves in the latest instalment of Hostel but instead, we were paintballing. Creepy building aside, this was a brilliant (and bruising) two-hour experience rounded off with some ‘hair of the dog’ beers.

A polaroid style image of two of Team LNOF posing with camo overalls on, with text reading 'No Time To Dye' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF in camo overalls at paintballing

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF being shown how to use a paintball gun

SATURDAY - 8PM

What followed was largely chilled. A few hours in the Old Town square allowed the group to live like a local, eating at charming street food stalls and supping beers at neighbourhood bars before a lovely, fresh Italian feast at Pizza Nuova. Freshly baked dough and a charming atmosphere rounded off what was – like we say – a pretty serene time.

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF walking through Prague, with text reading 'Sightseeing' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of one of Prague's buildings

A polaroid style image of a rustic pizza

SATURDAY - 11.30PM

Then Goldfingers happened. Everything wholesome about the day soon vanished. Goldfingers, for those who don’t know, is a strip club like no other. A diverse range of dancers means there’s somebody for everyone in this saucy subterranean spot. And then there’s the live show, an experience like no other – and one we are confident you’ll never forget. Just don’t bring the in-laws.

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A polaroid style image of the exterior of Goldfingers

SUNDAY - 1PM

How do you follow something like that? Well, a morning of bombing around the Czech countryside in a massive tank of course. This experience is completely unique to Prague and operated by a grizzled guide who looks like he was born to show people how to use Soviet military hardware. For those brave enough to try this, it was a highlight of the weekend.

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF on a tank, with text reading 'A Full Tank' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of some of Team LNOF on a tank with the instructor

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF on a tank while it's moving

A polaroid style image of two of Team LNOF smiling while on the tank

SUNDAY - 6PM

Tank driving was followed by an evening watching one Slavia Prague at their home, the Fortuna Stadium. Flares, two-footers and a whole stand doing the ‘Poznan’ (Just YouTube it), watching a live match in Eastern Europe is an experience like no other. The atmosphere was other worldly – and the beer at the ground is insanely strong.

A polaroid style image of Two of Team LNOF posing in front of the football stadium, with text reading 'Red And White Army' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of the interior of Prague's football stadium

A polaroid style image of two pints at the football stadium

A polaroid style image of Team LNOF in the football stadium

SUNDAY- 1.30AM

Sunday might be fun-day, but time is sometimes called early at Prague’s boozers. By early, we mean about 1.30am, but being party experts, we managed to sniff out the late-night haunts to enjoy a post-match pint (or four) at Caffrey’s Irish bar and The Dubliner.

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A polaroid style image of the interior of a bar

A polaroid style image of Prague at night

MONDAY - 11AM

It also meant we didn’t wake up for our final day feeling quite as rough, allowing us the chance to inspect the four star Metropolitan Hotel (a great stag party base) before inspecting the boats we use for private river cruises (we can confirm they are in ship shape!).

A polaroid style image of a team LNOF walking towards a boat, with text reading 'That's A Nice Boat' at the bottom

A polaroid style image of a boat on Prague's river

A polaroid style image of two of Team LNOF on the river cruise

A polaroid style image of the exterior of Metropolitan Hotel

MONDAY - 2PM

And before flying back to Blighty, we said farewell to Prague with another delicious steak Zephyr, the home of our strip dinner - although the only rump on display this time was on our plates. Bottom’s up!