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Glitter, rhinestones, feathers and plaster of Paris penises. That’s what team LNOF were welcomed with one day in the office when we got to adorn some dicks with our creative flare.

Dec 2023

Being a stag and hen company, Team LNOF aren’t phased by the odd plastic penis or two scattered around the office. But this time we got to design our own! All around two tables in the break rooms were multiple white dicks standing tall waiting for their artist. With some bubbly or beer in hand, we each chose a pecker to paint. Our lovely instructor talked us through our supplies and gave us some great tips on how and what to paint on our 3D canvases.

Team LNOF painting willies as various characters in a willy workshop at the office
Cock-centrating

The team took their time on choosing how to decorate their dicks. The instructor came around and suggested some designs to us to help our indecisiveness. She had loads of examples from other groups sessions, it was just the inspiration we needed. Soon we were stuck in, and the tables were surrounded by multi-coloured members. All colours of the rainbow were passed around the table as we all got struck with inspiration. Some of us found the feathers, gems, glitter and other accessories and before long you couldn’t see the table beneath the inevitable arts and crafts mess.

More of Team LNOF painting willies as various characters in a willy workshop at the office
Painting with dick-termination

Paintbrush to penis, the team were so concentrated on their master-penises. Looking around the table you could see the cocks come to life. Willy Wallace, A Dapper Dick. Elton Schlong, Cact-peen-us and Father Dick-mas were just a few of the punny penises on display. Others were more abstract like a leopard print or zebra print phallus or just cool characters like Sully from Monsters Inc, a Leprechaun or Barbie. Some of the team got creative with the orientation of the mould and turned the shaft into a trunk for an elephant, a beak for a bird and even the body of a dog with pipe cleaners for legs. All dicks bright and beautiful, everyone’s creativity shone through in the rudest way imaginable.

A penis painted as sully from monsters inc and a penis painted with an ombre of pink and zebra stripes
Spots and Stripes

After an hour of creative concentration, it was time to choose the best penis in show. With over 20 designs to choose from, Matt had a hard time (no pun intended...) picking the prize penis. After much consideration, he awarded Beth’s Elton Schlong with 1st place. Covered in glitter, feathers and rhinestones he was the right choice for the winner. He even had mini glasses on! How could anyone compete with that?!

A penis painted as a dog with pipe cleaners for legs and a penis painted as Elton John
Elton Shlong was top dog

With penises painted and the winner chosen, it was time for a willy themed quiz. Manhood mascots by our sides, we tested our knowledge on the male genitalia with questions like: what country has the biggest penises? and what country has a penis museum? It’s Ecuador and Iceland by the way, great knowledge for your next pub quiz. Kat came out on top for the quiz, knowing random dick facts pays off sometimes.

A penis painted as a cactus and a penis covered in eye stickers
Biblically accurate penis

You can now find our finished pieces pride of place on desks and around the office. Standard décor for the Last Night of Freedom HQ.

A table covered in painted plaster of Paris penises
Our masterpieces standing proud

This is available in Newcastle, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Brighton and London. We also offer a and a if you’d prefer painting the female genitalia.

About the Author

Starting her career at LNOF, Hannah knows the ins and outs of the stag and hen world. Having visited 11 (and counting) LNOF destinations, Hannah is passionate about travelling and partying hard- the pinnacles of a stag or hen do. Her first year as part of Team LNOF, Hannah completed her Level 3 Digital Marketing Apprenticeship with a distinction. Meaning she learnt how to write and advertise for Stags and Hens before anything else.

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