It's that time of the year again, Dawn from Accounts has brought around the tinsel brimmed hat and the present hunting begins. That's right, we’re talking about Secret Santa. This year, why not get tongues wagging with a seriously rude and inappropriate gift for your lucky recipient? And, the best part is that they'll never know it was you. You cheeky little elf.
These handly little things are not just rude, but have the uncanny ability to double up as a gift for that smelly person in the office who will hopefully take the subtle hint.
You quite like the bloke you’ve pulled out of the hat. Is nice! But does he have the balls to wear one of these mankinis? You're about to find out.
Willy Eye Mask - £4.99
A handy eye mask with an additional huge willy between the eyes? Perfect. The long, straggly pubes are just an added bonus, wouldn’t you agree?
Willy and Bum Shorts - £5.99
Imagine the look on their face when they pluck their Secret Santa gift from under the tree and are met with a lovely pair of blue shorts. The willy and bum poking out are just a bonus.
Superhero Thong - £9.99
You've drawn the office hero, well you're in luck because every hero needs a beautifully crafted, bright red superhero thong, complete with mini cape on the back....Kapow
Willy through Head - £3.99
Frankenstein bolts through the neck are so last year. Crank it up a season with this magical optical illusion of a willy through their head.
If they’re a bit of a nerdy book worm, or just a classic hipster, give them the gift of specs appeal with a twist.
Billed as 'a bit like pie face, but with jizz', this is the ultimate hilarious party game. With the ability to 'climax' alcohol, they’ll wonder why they ever entertained any other kind of willy.
Succulent Willy Lollypop - £1.99
Why settle for a willy lollypop when you could gift a succulent willy lollipop? Strawberry flavoured, it’ll be the best thing they’ve sucked all year.
Prosecco Willies - £4.99
Make your fizz filthy with this willy themed tipple and jizztastic jellies.
Add a twist to the traditional box of chocolates this Christmas with the edible anuses, because nothing says Christmas like munching on a butt hole.
Dick Head Hoopla - £9.99
Question: What’s ruder (and funnier) than strapping d*cks onto your heads and trying to throw hoops onto them? Answer: Not much, really.
Gummy Kama Sutra - £3.99
These sexy sweets will make a hillarious addition to any office Christmas party... Just keep Karen in accounts away from them.
Willy Slippers - £9.99
Every girl loves nothing more than getting home, getting her comfies on and snuggling up on the sofa. Now, add willy adorned slippers into this image. There, that’s better.
This ultimate brain teaser has a boob for everybody, just don't get your titties in a twist.
Racing Willies - £3.99
Three tiny little peckers fighting to come first, what’s not to love?
Hot Bods Cupcake Set - £9.99
There's not a soggy bottom in sight with this sexy cake set, perfect for a cheeky festive gathering. Mary Berry would approve.
Rainbow Willy Lolly - £3.99
That is one tasty willy. If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves sucking on a rock hard....lolly, then this rainbow willy lolly the perfect gift for them, fruity and delicious..
Willy Toothbrush - £1.99
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this product is actually in existence? Not only that, but the willy shaped toothbrush could be filling your stocking this season. Ooh err.
Willy Hot Water Bottle - £9.99
This one is number one for a reason. *Drum roll please*. Literally the hottest thing she’s taken to bed with her in years, the willy hot water bottle is the ultimate rudest Secret Santa present. Offset by the pastel pink pubic hair, this tiny pecker will keep her company all night long.
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