The Top 20 RudestSecret Santa Gifts 2019

It's that time of the year again, Dawn from Accounts has brought around the tinsel brimmed hat and the present hunting begins. That's right, we’re talking about Secret Santa. This year, why not get tongues wagging with a seriously rude and inappropriate gift for your lucky recipient? And, the best part is that they'll never know it was you. You cheeky little elf.

These handly little things are not just rude, but have the uncanny ability to double up as a gift for that smelly person in the office who will hopefully take the subtle hint.

You quite like the bloke you’ve pulled out of the hat. Is nice! But does he have the balls to wear one of these mankinis? You're about to find out.

A handy eye mask with an additional huge willy between the eyes? Perfect. The long, straggly pubes are just an added bonus, wouldn’t you agree?

Imagine the look on their face when they pluck their Secret Santa gift from under the tree and are met with a lovely pair of blue shorts. The willy and bum poking out are just a bonus.

A massive d*ck is not just for Christmas, it’s for life. When you see ridiculously hot girls throwing themselves at him on your next staff night out, you’ll know he’s given them a flash of his ankle.

Frankenstein bolts through the neck are so last year. Crank it up a season with this magical optical illusion of a willy through their head.

If they’re a bit of a nerdy book worm, or just a classic hipster, give them the gift of specs appeal with a twist.

Billed as 'a bit like pie face, but with jizz', this is the ultimate hilarious party game. With the ability to 'climax' alcohol, they’ll wonder why they ever entertained any other kind of willy.

Why settle for a willy lollypop when you could gift a succulent willy lollipop? Strawberry flavoured, it’ll be the best thing they’ve sucked all year.

Make your fizz filthy with this willy themed tipple and jizztastic jellies.

Add a twist to the traditional box of chocolates this Christmas with the edible anuses, because nothing says Christmas like munching on a butt hole.

Question: What’s ruder (and funnier) than strapping d*cks onto your heads and trying to throw hoops onto them? Answer: Not much, really.

These sexy sweets will make a hillarious addition to any office Christmas party... Just keep Karen in accounts away from them.

Every girl loves nothing more than getting home, getting her comfies on and snuggling up on the sofa. Now, add willy adorned slippers into this image. There, that’s better.

This ultimate brain teaser has a boob for everybody, just don't get your titties in a twist.

Three tiny little peckers fighting to come first, what’s not to love?

There's not a soggy bottom in sight with this sexy cake set, perfect for a cheeky festive gathering. Mary Berry would approve.

They love coffee and they love d*ck. This cheeky Secret Santa gift has got their name written all over it.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this product is actually in existence? Not only that, but the willy shaped toothbrush could be filling your stocking this season. Ooh err.

This one is number one for a reason. *Drum roll please*. Literally the hottest thing she’s taken to bed with her in years, the willy hot water bottle is the ultimate rudest Secret Santa present. Offset by the pastel pink pubic hair, this tiny pecker will keep her company all night long.

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