It's the most wonderful time of the year, so why not be a little rude? The Christmas decorations are going up and whether its friends, family or at work, Secret Santa is the best time to give an inappropriate gift. Remember, they don’t have to know it was you (just blame it on the elves). Have a peek at our 20 best Secret Santa gifts to sleigh Christmas this year.
Everyone knows you can’t go wrong with a bath bomb for secret Santa…. This one just happens to be shaped like a dong. Lush ain’t got anything on this.
You quite like the bloke you’ve pulled out of the hat. Does your Secret Santa have the balls to try this Mankini on? You will soon find out.
There are loads of edible willies, why not change it up and gift some minty nipples. Keeping it classy of course.
Private Pecker is the perfect size to bring to your office party, just think of the pictures.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Richard from accounting. You've drawn the office hero, well you're in luck because every hero needs a beautifully crafted, bright red superhero thong.
This matching game is a perfect way to shout at your friends about rude things. Great gift for a competitive spirit.
Make your lucky recipient look like a tit this Christmas.
Billed as 'a bit like pie face, but with jizz', this is the ultimate hilarious party game. With the ability to 'climax' alcohol, they’ll wonder why they ever entertained any other kind of willy.
These tasty shortbread biscuits are perfect for a quick dip in and out (as it very much were….).
This cheeky inflatable is sure to raise a smile…. and maybe a couple of eyebrows!
Add a twist to the traditional box of chocolates this Christmas with the edible anuses. Nothing says Christmas like munching on a butt hole.
Throw a hoop towards a dickhead. Make sure they’re wearing the willy head staps first.
Ooh saucy! Add some spice to your gift, in more ways than one, with these chilli willies.
Everyone one loves to be cosy and snuggle up on the sofa with some slippers, why not add a rude twist?
This ultimate brain teaser has a boob for everybody, just don't get your titties in a twist. They’ll be entertained and mesmerised for hours.
When it comes to secret Santa, size doesn’t matter, except when you gift your friend/colleague a ri-dick-ulously big willy…
This willy silly hot water bottle is perfect for keeping you warm through those schlong winter nights…
Very detailed. If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves sucking on a huge rock hard... lolly, then this massive willy lolly the perfect gift for them, chocolaty and delicious.
Do you know someone who just really loves cock? Give them this thoughtful (and high quality) I Love Cock Mug so they can let everyone know about their fave hobby.
And the Number 1 Secret Santa Gift is the … *Drum Roll* Naughty Christmas Bundle! This pre-filled stocking will be an amazing gift for the colleague who makes all those dirty jokes or for that single friend who might appreciate a bag of dicks. Either way, this bundle of fun is the perfect gag gift for your secret santa.
With this list you’ll be the best Santa in the office. You may be on the naughty list, but it will be worth it. Their faces when they open these rude presents will be priceless. And if there isn’t something that takes your fancy here, we have an entire range of hen night accessories and stag costumes.