It's the most wonderful time of the year, so why not be a little rude? The tree is going up in the office and you’ve picked names out of a hat. Secret Santa is one of the best times to give an inappropriate gift because they don’t have to know it was you (just blame it on the elves). Have a peek at our 20 best Secret Santa gifts to sleigh Christmas this year.
These handy little things are not just rude, they have the uncanny ability to double up as a gift for that smelly person in the office who will hopefully take the subtle hint.
You quite like the bloke you’ve pulled out of the hat. Does your Secret Santa have the balls to try this Mankini on? You will soon find out.
There are loads of edible willies, why not change it up and gift some minty nipples. Keeping it classy of course.
Imagine the look on their face when they pluck their Secret Santa gift from under the tree and are met with a lovely pair of blue shorts. The willy and bum poking out are just a bonus.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Richard from accounting. You've drawn the office hero, well you're in luck because every hero needs a beautifully crafted, bright red superhero thong.
This matching game is a perfect way to shout at your friends about rude things. Great gift for a competitive spirit.
Make your lucky recipient look like a tit this Christmas.
Billed as 'a bit like pie face, but with jizz', this is the ultimate hilarious party game. With the ability to 'climax' alcohol, they’ll wonder why they ever entertained any other kind of willy.
It’s a grower. Give this hilarious growing willy to someone with a good sense of humour. Just add water.
This would be an effective way to resolve any office rivalries. Your lucky recipient will love to show these inflatable willies off.
Add a twist to the traditional box of chocolates this Christmas with the edible anuses. Nothing says Christmas like munching on a butt hole.
Throw a hoop towards a dickhead. Make sure they’re wearing the willy head staps first.
Ooh saucy! Add some spice to your gift, in more ways than one, with these chilli willies.
Everyone one loves to be cosy and snuggle up on the sofa with some slippers, why not add a rude twist?
This ultimate brain teaser has a boob for everybody, just don't get your titties in a twist. They’ll be entertained and mesmerised for hours.
Go Willies Go! Three tiny little peckers fighting to come first, what’s not to love? Gift these racing willies and watch as the competitive colleagues come out and the bets roll in.
Cum face is the fast action 'penis pumping' challenge perfect for an office party. It’s a bit more expensive than other products on this list, but its worth it.
Taste the rainbow. If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves sucking on a rock hard... lolly, then this rainbow willy lolly the perfect gift for them, fruity and delicious.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this product is actually in existence? The willy shaped toothbrush could be filling your stocking this season.
And the Number 1 Secret Santa Gift is the … *Drum Roll* I Love Cock Mug! This is the perfect gift for someone in the office, they can have it on their desk, loud and proud for everyone to admire.
With this list you’ll be the best Santa in the office. You may be on the naughty list, but it will be worth it. Their faces when they open these rude presents will be priceless. And if there isn’t something that takes your fancy here, we have an entire range of hen night accessories and stag costumes.
