The Top 20 Rudest

It's the most wonderful time of the year, so why not be a little rude? The Christmas decorations are going up and whether its friends, family or at work, Secret Santa is the best time to give an inappropriate gift. Remember, they don’t have to know it was you (just blame it on the elves). Have a peek at our 20 best Secret Santa gifts to sleigh Christmas this year.


Willy Bath Bomb - £4.99

Pink Willy Bath Bomb and Splash of Water

Everyone knows you can’t go wrong with a bath bomb for secret Santa…. This one just happens to be shaped like a dong. Lush ain’t got anything on this.


Mankini - £9.49

Three images of a man wearing a bright green mankini or an asymmetrical thong

You quite like the bloke you’ve pulled out of the hat. Does your Secret Santa have the balls to try this Mankini on? You will soon find out.

After Dinner Mint Choclate Nipples

There are loads of edible willies, why not change it up and gift some minty nipples. Keeping it classy of course.

A pink inflatable penis

Private Pecker is the perfect size to bring to your office party, just think of the pictures.


Superhero Thong - £9.99

Someone modelling the superhero thong

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Richard from accounting. You've drawn the office hero, well you're in luck because every hero needs a beautifully crafted, bright red superhero thong.


Filthy Snap - £7.99

Filthy Snap Game Box and Cards

This matching game is a perfect way to shout at your friends about rude things. Great gift for a competitive spirit.


Tie On Boobs - £2.99

Tie on boobs

Make your lucky recipient look like a tit this Christmas.


Jizz Game - £18.99

The hen party jizz game being played and in its packaging

Billed as 'a bit like pie face, but with jizz', this is the ultimate hilarious party game. With the ability to 'climax' alcohol, they’ll wonder why they ever entertained any other kind of willy.


Dunking Dickies - £5.99

Dunking Dickies shortbread loose and in its package

These tasty shortbread biscuits are perfect for a quick dip in and out (as it very much were….).

Inflatable man on a white background

This cheeky inflatable is sure to raise a smile…. and maybe a couple of eyebrows!


Edible Anus - £5.99

An edible chocolate anus.

Add a twist to the traditional box of chocolates this Christmas with the edible anuses. Nothing says Christmas like munching on a butt hole.


Dick Head Hoopla - £9.99

Two men playing dickhead hoopla

Throw a hoop towards a dickhead. Make sure they’re wearing the willy head staps first.


Sex Pasta - £2.99

Penis shaped pasta in four different coulours

Ooh saucy! Add some spice to your gift, in more ways than one, with these chilli willies.


Some novelty hen party willy slippers

Everyone one loves to be cosy and snuggle up on the sofa with some slippers, why not add a rude twist?


Boob Cube - £4.99

Rubix style cube with boobs.

This ultimate brain teaser has a boob for everybody, just don't get your titties in a twist. They’ll be entertained and mesmerised for hours.

Big Brown Inflatable Willy

When it comes to secret Santa, size doesn’t matter, except when you gift your friend/colleague a ri-dick-ulously big willy…

2 Angles of Willy Hot Water Bottle

This willy silly hot water bottle is perfect for keeping you warm through those schlong winter nights…

Three massive willy lollies on sticks

Very detailed. If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves sucking on a huge rock hard... lolly, then this massive willy lolly the perfect gift for them, chocolaty and delicious.


I Love Cock Mug - £4.99

White mug with I heart cock on it

Do you know someone who just really loves cock? Give them this thoughtful (and high quality) I Love Cock Mug so they can let everyone know about their fave hobby.

A Christmas stocking with several willy products coming out of it

And the Number 1 Secret Santa Gift is the … *Drum Roll* Naughty Christmas Bundle! This pre-filled stocking will be an amazing gift for the colleague who makes all those dirty jokes or for that single friend who might appreciate a bag of dicks. Either way, this bundle of fun is the perfect gag gift for your secret santa.

Last Updated - 20/05/2024

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