What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Why, take them on a Last Night of Freedom stag night, of course!
This stag theme is a tale of two halves. On one hand, ladies love a man in uniform and there is nothing more impressive than owning a
boat. You instantaneously have an air of mystery and exude wealth. Even if you say ‘yah, it’s not that impressive, it’s
just got the one heli pad’, they still picture you champagne-swilling and bronzing yourself on the deck with gorgeous bikini-clad beauties
You can also shout, Lonely Planet-style, ‘I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Everybody look at me, ‘cause I’m sailing on a boat!’ and the classic: “Yeah, I f**ked a mermaid.” (If you don’t know what we’re on about, you simply have to check it out.)
However, this stag theme is notoriously camp (especially the pink-detailed costumes), providing the obligatory embarrassment to the groom-to-be, especially if you consider all the ‘seamen on the poop deck’ comments that will be
free-flowing throughout the night.
Drink plenty of rum and sail through a night of merry madness and drunken debauchery.
You’ll have a whale of a time.